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Hmm the news mentioned a man eating whole raw potatoes from a giant sack of potatoes. And the problems with borderline pyshcotics sending in photos of left over chocolate wrappers.

Quote: sootyj @ April 12 2010, 1:54 PM BST

Hmm the news mentioned a man eating whole raw potatoes from a giant sack of potatoes. And the problems with borderline pyshcotics sending in photos of left over chocolate wrappers.

Oh my giddy aunt, Sooty, a Joey Deacon avatar. I never thought I'd live to see the day!

He's a hero of mine.

Wanna make something of it?

Quote: sootyj @ April 12 2010, 1:57 PM BST

He's a hero of mine.

Wanna make something of it?

Seeing as how I'm not Frankie Boyle, no.

Quote: sootyj @ April 12 2010, 1:57 PM BST

He's a hero of mine.

Wanna make something of it?

I hadn't heard of Joey Deacon so had a "google" and I can see why Sooty. Was saddened to see his name was used as a playground taunt though.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 12 2010, 2:03 PM BST

I hadn't heard of Joey Deacon so had a "google" and I can see why Sooty. Was saddened to see his name was used as a playground taunt though.

It was all John Noakes' fault.

They were saying Blue Peter handled it very sensitively. Why what really happened?

Quote: sootyj @ April 12 2010, 7:23 AM BST

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gfXupHOEhH0/R7mCctcH_uI/AAAAAAAAAwc/5KLN37N-qG4/s400/birth+of+yourself.jpg

Can I wear this costume to work?

Warning not posted as an image as it's a bit nasty....

LOL

Quote: EllieJP @ April 12 2010, 9:23 AM BST

Ellie now has a chest infection. \o/

And yet still in work, I'm guessing.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 12 2010, 2:18 PM BST

They were saying Blue Peter handled it very sensitively. Why what really happened?

Just kids being cruel bastard kids, really. That's all.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ April 12 2010, 1:50 PM BST

I actually heard that. And I remember thinking "why did they save their Easter egg foil?"

Laughing out loud

Because the egg wasn't finished? Note the lump attached to the letter 'i' in Lincoln. Having said that it's a surprise that it had lasted for quite so long. :)

I'm trying to write an essay on saints and heroes, and when I saw "He's a hero of mine" on here I thought I was going mental and projecting my essay topic onto here or something.

Quote: Aaron @ April 12 2010, 2:21 PM BST

And yet still in work, I'm guessing.

Yep. Got loads of cough medicine.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 12 2010, 2:05 PM BST

It was all John Noakes' fault.

Bruised arse cross dressing dog botherer.

Quote: sootyj @ April 12 2010, 3:10 PM BST

Bruised arse cross dressing dog botherer.

Get down, Soots!

Thanks to the passing of the Digital Economy bill by the know-nots of parliament, your Internet Service Provider's costs will increase drastically to implement the required spying on you and they will have to raise the price of your broadband.

http://www.microscope.co.uk/news/costs-of-digital-economy-bill-stack-up-for-isps/

So it you thought it didn't affect you, you were wrong.

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