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Robyn is bleurgh.
Ben doesn't know what to do this weekend apart from a bit of shopping.
*contemplates*
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 9 2010, 1:17 PM BSTRobyn is bleurgh.
Hello, the Robyn! Sorry to hear of your illness woes.
Thanks. They are causing me grief.
Was your illness caused by reading Beowulf too fast?
Quote: Ben @ April 9 2010, 1:18 PM BSTBen doesn't know what to do this weekend apart from a bit of shopping.
*contemplates*
For the first time in weeks I have nothing to do this weekend. It's very, very nice.
Quote: Ben @ April 9 2010, 1:19 PM BSTWas your illness caused by reading Beowulf too fast?
Haha! No. I have an infectiony thing which might be in my kidneys. Looovely.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 9 2010, 1:27 PM BSTHaha! No. I have an infectiony thing which might be in my kidneys.
I like confectionary things and... oh... infectiony.
Speaking of health woes, Wednesday night Connor took a tumble down our stairs. He's very banged up on his face and he has a massive bruise on his ankle, but otherwise he's ok. However, we are on a 48-72 hour head injury watch. We have to watch his eye movements, make sure he's eating, no large physical activity. we also have to listen for incoherent speech. Given the fact that this is Connor and he has a bizarre sense of humour, this is proving to be a fun challenge.
Poor Connor! And oh dear with trying to figure out if he's being more zany than usual though! 
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Yeah, he was in the shower last night singing as loud as he could. Not unusual for him, but he was singing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme tune. Usually he sings the Who or They Might Be Giants.
Quote: EllieJP @ April 9 2010, 9:11 AM BSTIt's pretty crap, but I can still function (just about) so I can't be off work.
Yes you can. It's really quite selfish of you to go in when you're that sick.
Chip's mildly surprised there's no thread for A Comedy Roast, but can't be arsed starting one seeing as there's only one episode left. And that's about Chris Tarrant.
Quote: chipolata @ April 9 2010, 7:27 PM BSTChip's mildly surprised there's no thread for A Comedy Roast, but can't be arsed starting one seeing as there's only one episode left. And that's about Chris Tarrant.
Watching people making jokes about Sharon f**king Osborne for half an hour? Sheesh. Odd programme.