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I think that compared to how we first spoke to each other on here, these posts definitely show...something...I just dunno what...

Progress in filth!

Cool

I like seeing foxes out of the window, they wander around at all hours of the day and night round here. But I would prefer hedgehogs.

Badgers eh badgers are mustard. Can't beat a bit of old Brock.

I do like a badger.

I prefer a beaver.

Quote: sootyj @ April 4 2010, 11:06 PM BST

Foxes are urban scum bags.

True.

Quote: zooo @ April 4 2010, 11:17 PM BST

I like seeing foxes out of the window

I'd prefer to see them through a crosshair.

Or in the mouth of an expensive pure-breed dog.

Quote: Aaron @ April 4 2010, 11:22 PM BST

I prefer a beaver.

True.

Didn't the RSPCA tell you off for shaving them?

I like the foxes! And the tube mice!

I tried badger baiting got badly scratched and caught no fish.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 4 2010, 11:24 PM BST

I like the foxes! And the tube mice!

Tube "mice" are 3 foot long and fear no human. They're rats and will rule us all one day.

Quote: zooo @ April 4 2010, 11:17 PM BST

But I would prefer hedgehogs.

It's stressful. I worry that if I don't put enough food out they'll go round the front looking for something to eat and get splapped on the road. Even now I'm thinking I should go and put some more food out.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 4 2010, 11:24 PM BST

I like the foxes! And the tube mice!

I don't like foxes. And I'd like to see one of those mice fry.

Quote: chipolata @ April 4 2010, 11:26 PM BST

It's stressful. I worry that if I don't put enough food out they'll go round the front looking for something to eat and get splapped on the road. Even now I'm thinking I should go and put some more food out.

Aw! Chip cares! Hug

Gawd bless 'im.

I like tube mice tooooo!

Pied wagtails are my favourite garden wildlifey thing at the moment. They always look like they are late for important meetings or other engagements.

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