I'm wondering if Leevil watched a Touch of Frost tonight.
It had his fantasy women Lady Jane out of Lovejoy in it!
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Robyn is staying awake for the sake of it. Entertainment, please!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 4 2010, 10:33 PM BSTRobyn is staying awake for the sake of it. Entertainment, please!
....Dances.
Quote: Gavin @ April 4 2010, 10:43 PM BST....Dances... naked.
*backs away slowly*
The hedgehogs are awake. Chip saw one tonight on the back lawn, foraging. He's put a dish of catfood out for them.
Hedgehogs are amazing. I once fed a fox the end of an ice cream, too! ....That last one sounded rude...
Foxes are urban scum bags.
Nooo!
I have a woodpecker in my garden at the moment. Apparently I have to show Robyn when she comes down to visiiiit.
Surely she's seen your pecker before, Elliot?
(Sorry, just thought I'd get in first.)
I like the "apparently". You were the one who said you'd show me!
Also, how do blackbirds' beaks stay so bright yellow and never look mucky? They go digging for worms but they always look clean!
Actually, now that I re-read that, what I said is quite filthy. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ April 4 2010, 11:10 PM BSTSurely she's seen your pecker before, Elliot?
(Sorry, just thought I'd get in first.)
Well now I wish I'd seen this post before replying.
Quote: PhQnix @ April 4 2010, 11:11 PM BSTActually, now that I re-read that, what I said is quite filthy.
Hehe! The "wood", "garden" and "comes" make it so much better.
*sniggers*