Roo is looking forward to a twinkle bath.
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Okay. I actually can't physically cough any more. Witch doctor style cures appreciated.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 21 2008, 7:03 PM GMTHaha! Was a while ago, and kiiiind of intended to wind him up, though not in a "Hey, here's me in my pants...Oh! But not on *those* cheeks!" kind of way.
Ha! That's exactly what I had in mind! A chance missed young Scatters *tuts*
Quote: Aaron @ December 21 2008, 7:04 PM GMTWater is vile, btw.
Agreed! But everything you drink has some in it.
On its own though it tastes like cold liquid metal.
Quote: Moonstone @ December 21 2008, 7:10 PM GMTHa! That's exactly what I had in mind! A chance missed young Scatters *tuts*
You're being a very good paternal figure. 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 21 2008, 7:11 PM GMTYou're being a very good paternal figure.
Errrm, 
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Again, I'll have to write to social services in lolcat language.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 21 2008, 7:14 PM GMTAgain, I'll have to write to social services in lolcat language.
Yay! Does that mean I might be on the news? But Ruby will have to share the blame for allowing it to go on!
Nope! Mummy Ruby was duped and tricked into thinking everything was dandy.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 21 2008, 7:28 PM GMTNope! Mummy Ruby was duped and tricked into thinking everything was dandy.
Actually, I didn't want to tell you the truth, but it's Ruby who makes me do it 
If I don't she beats me with her baking trays. It's horrible! I've been thinking about writing to social services as well but I'm too scared.
Quote: Moonstone @ December 21 2008, 7:36 PM GMTActually, I didn't want to tell you the truth, but it's Ruby who makes me do it
Don't be such a girl.
I don't understand what you are all talking about. Could it be the half a sweet sherry I had earlier numbing my brains?
No, we just talk mostly shite
Quote: Gavin @ December 21 2008, 7:37 PM GMTDon't be such a girl.
You've obviously never experienced one of her baking tray bludgeonings!
Matthew Stott pays for his though, weirdly enough. He comes round every Saturday.
Ah, ok. I feel so much better for knowing that. Think I will have the other half now.
Quote: Loopey @ December 21 2008, 7:41 PM GMTI don't understand what you are all talking about. Could it be the half a sweet sherry I had earlier numbing my brains?
Haha! We don't really know either Loopey