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I choked on some water the other night, and literally could not breathe for ages! Thought I was going to die for a second. :O

Not good.

Hug

Quote: PhQnix @ December 21 2008, 4:03 PM GMT

Ian's the dad. Ruby's the mum. Ben's the brother. Robyn's the sister.

What does that make you?

Quote: Ben @ December 21 2008, 4:06 PM GMT

What a perfect time of year for a family to come together.

Kinky.

Quote: zooo @ December 21 2008, 6:42 PM GMT

I choked on some water the other night, and literally could not breathe for ages! Thought I was going to die for a second. :O

Not good.

Aww! Poor zooo. :(

Hug

Loopey is sulking because she couldn't go to a party tonight.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 21 2008, 6:37 PM GMT

I am actually just coughing my guts up right now. :( Not well at all

Aw, I hope it's better for Christmas. You should stop smoking your pipe, that's what's doing it!

Hang on, I'll go back and figure out what I was going to say, Ian. :P

Ohhh I know what it was! I'm not typing it though because it'd just seem SO odd.

:( You ALWAYS DO THIS! You have to say it now, it's the law.

Quote: Loopey @ December 21 2008, 6:49 PM GMT

Loopey is sulking because she couldn't go to a party tonight.

Console Sounds a bit like me with tomorrow.

Quote: Moonstone @ December 21 2008, 6:50 PM GMT

Aw, I hope it's better for Christmas. You should stop smoking your pipe, that's what's doing it!

:( You ALWAYS DO THIS! You have to say it now, it's the law.

It's rubbish because I wanted to be out tomorrow, too!

And I was just going to say something about the photo of me in my pants - but the pants were on my head and it was a joke. This will now be deconstructed and changed to incriminate me. :(

Quote: zooo @ December 21 2008, 6:42 PM GMT

I choked on some water the other night, and literally could not breathe for ages! Thought I was going to die for a second. :O

Not good.

Oh I hate that! I do it all the time. And you can't stop coughing for ages. :(

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 21 2008, 6:50 PM GMT

Console Sounds a bit like me with tomorrow.

What, you can't go to tomorrow because you're too sick? You're just going to stay in today until you're not sick no more?

Quote: Moonstone @ December 21 2008, 6:52 PM GMT

Oh I hate that! I do it all the time. And you can't stop coughing for ages. :(

Aw. Someone needs to go back to his first living moments and learn how to drink again!

Quote: Aaron @ December 21 2008, 6:52 PM GMT

What, you can't go to tomorrow because you're too sick? You're just going to stay in today until you're not sick no more?

It's looking like, and my parents are telling me, that going tomorrow would be a very bad idea because I'd either be too ill, or put myself backwards with recovering.

Wow. Well.

What's about tomorrow that you're meant to be doing.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 21 2008, 6:52 PM GMT

It's rubbish because I wanted to be out tomorrow, too!

And I was just going to say something about the photo of me in my pants - but the pants were on my head and it was a joke. This will now be deconstructed and changed to incriminate me. :(

:D You must have wound at least one person up with that?

:$ No...

Quote: Aaron @ December 21 2008, 6:53 PM GMT

Aw. Someone needs to go back to his first living moments and learn how to drink again!

Absolutely! I don't know why I do it so often, or even at all. I'm gonna end up with water on the lungs or something.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 21 2008, 6:56 PM GMT

:$ No...

:O Not even Elliot???
Aw, must be cos you're too ill.

Haha! Was a while ago, and kiiiind of intended to wind him up, though not in a "Hey, here's me in my pants...Oh! But not on *those* cheeks!" kind of way.

Water is vile, btw.

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