Quote: bigfella @ March 27 2010, 7:32 AM GMTHave to go at this time otherwise I would commit murder when all the bloody kids get there. Why can't parents keep them under control these days eh...eh!
Maybe you could incorporate a Good Parenting module into your motivational seminars?
I'm currently stood outside a hospital kicking a dead pigeon around and being periodically swung at by a dead boxer.
Quote: chipolata @ March 27 2010, 8:41 AM GMTMaybe you could incorporate a Good Parenting module into your motivational seminars?
I still almost got tripped over by a girl skipping down the cheese aisle.
Are there no parks these days?
Quote: David Bussell @ March 27 2010, 9:02 AM GMTI'm currently stood outside a hospital kicking a dead pigeon around and being periodically swung at by a dead boxer.
A normal Saturday then.
Quote: bigfella @ March 27 2010, 9:18 AM GMTI still almost got tripped over by a girl skipping down the cheese aisle.
You should have fallen on her. You might have lost a lot of weight, but I reckon you could still do some damage!
Just bought this, umm lovely stuff.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B002BZCE2Y/comedyguide-21/
No more DVD annoyance! 
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ March 27 2010, 3:27 AM GMTMe & my Sister just took my folks out for a nice meal to celebrate their Golden Wedding Anniversary.
At 3 in the morning? Did you ram-raid a McDonalds?
Hope you all had a good time, seriously, Gold is a great achievement.
Quote: Leevil @ March 27 2010, 11:52 AM GMThttp://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B002BZCE2Y/comedyguide-21/
Oooh my sister's looking for something like that, thanks.
Lee, did you look at the others in the range or just pick up that when you saw it? Hope you're aware that it doesn't actually play HD content!
Matthew has to travel for hours and hours up to Carlisle to watch his nephew get a bit of water dunked on his head. Woo.
Can't you pretend you've contracted bubonic plague?
Quote: Aaron @ March 27 2010, 1:20 PM GMTCan't you pretend you've contracted bubonic plague?
Fake illness had crossed my mind. I'm a good brother, me.
Well it does sound like a bloody good idea to me. What with all of that there Crossrail digging, it's not even entirely beyond possibility...
Pissed 'effin off !
Just had my car totalled by an asshole pulling out of a side road right into me!
I'm wondering how to get fix a problem with the two computers in the house, both of which are connected to the internet through homeplugs. I have to turn the modem off and on again every time I use the other computer, because it seems the modem will only recognise the last computer that has been used.
Tim is rather perplexed to see that on the "Members online" list, Chip has managed to be listed three times. (Then again, knowing that crazy Chip, this is no doubt part of one of his evil schemes for BCG domination.)