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Billwill has just noticed that we passed the Spring Equinox.

And his Daffodils are flowering, but the Snowdrops have wilted away.

:P

Blossom is freshly chained and may actually be put to work real soon now.

Cool

Quote: Aaron @ March 23 2010, 12:13 AM GMT

Ah, of course. Do you never vary it at all? I'd be taking a different one almost every day!

I always think to, because the lifts are a bitch, but Holborn is like a maze, Temple isn't on the most reliable lines, and Charing Cross seems so far away in my mind. Also, every time I do vary it, I see Covent Garden on the news when I get home, and I've missed something! Although Elliot may appreciate less texts along the lines of "I just saw Alex James!". I'm sure I'll get bored and use another station soon.

Quote: billwill @ March 23 2010, 1:59 AM GMT

And his Daffodils are flowering

Yay!

Also - eurgh. 9 a.m. start.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ March 23 2010, 6:59 AM GMT

Yay!

Also - eurgh. 9 a.m. start.

I don't think we can complain too much about that, Robyyyyn. All the people with proper jobs do that everyday!

I can complaiiiin. Or I will anyway, you know that. Pleased

I have shaved off my beard.

I only cut myself 15 times!

Quote: billwill @ March 22 2010, 10:56 PM GMT

?????

Eh?

I'm not sure which part you are querying, but to summarise more fully, my cat has an eye infection which the vet says is Chlamydia, and I have been given a tube of ointment to apply directly onto the eyeball. It's very difficult to squirt it in the right place, because my pussy squirms around so much, and the stuff ends up dripping off its furry cheeks.

Quote: bigfella @ March 23 2010, 7:50 AM GMT

I have shaved off my beard. I only cut myself 15 times!

You caved to zoooo's bullying and changed your avatar. I feel let down.

Quote: Nogget @ March 23 2010, 8:31 AM GMT

I'm not sure which part you are querying, but to summarise more fully, my cat has an eye infection which the vet says is Chlamydia, and I have been given a tube of ointment to apply directly onto the eyeball. It's very difficult to squirt it in the right place, because my pussy squirms around so much, and the stuff ends up dripping off its furry cheeks.

Sick

Quote: Aaron @ March 23 2010, 12:26 AM GMT

Laura is measuring parts of Aaron. He fears that she may be planning on constructing a scale doll...

Laughing out loud

Quote: chipolata @ March 23 2010, 8:55 AM GMT

You caved to zoooo's bullying and changed your avatar. I feel let down.

What can I say?

I'm weak.

Tim is surprised Ellie has the nerve to show her face around here this morning after turning traitor and attending the Chortle comedy awards last night. Unimpressed

(Only joking, dearest, cool that you met Eddie Izzard. ;))

Morning.

Quote: Gavin @ March 23 2010, 9:15 AM GMT

Morning.

How do...

Quote: Gavin @ March 23 2010, 9:15 AM GMT

Morning.

Wave

Quote: bigfella @ March 23 2010, 9:11 AM GMT

What can I say?

I'm weak.

Take my name off your next motivation seminar. I want a man with giant steel balls motivating me. ;)

Quote: chipolata @ March 23 2010, 9:18 AM GMT

Take my name off your next motivation seminar. I want a man with giant steel balls motivating me. ;)

Really? I'm still doing the magic tricks / sex toys thing!

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