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That's a neat trick!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 21 2008, 11:37 AM GMT

To fill in your own gap?

*High fives Gav*

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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 21 2008, 11:37 AM GMT

To fill in your own gap?

You really are expecting a lot here, no pressure eh?

Quote: PhQnix @ December 21 2008, 11:42 AM GMT

You really are expecting a lot here, no pressure eh?

It's early, I'm tired, I'm ill, I was trying to make a joke. None of these things are good ideas when I'm concerned.

I have lost my voice through a combination of Cold and Alcohol.

Naturally my sympathetic friends find it hilarious.

Quote: dannyjb1 @ December 21 2008, 12:18 PM GMT

I have lost my voice through a combination of Cold and Alcohol.

Naturally my sympathetic friends find it hilarious.

Snigger.

Quote: dannyjb1 @ December 21 2008, 9:15 AM GMT

Danny is awake, feeling slightly less melancholy, but is dreading the fact he's got to go back to the local shopping centre after the dawning realisation that he managed to buy the exact same DVD's for Christmas for his Dad, that he bought for his birthday earlier in the year.

DOH! >_<

DVDs* >_<

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 21 2008, 10:26 AM GMT

Robyn is really not very well at all; which is rubbish because she's coughing her guts up, had to stay offline, and hasn't been able to get otu to finish Christmas shopping despite being made to go carol singing yesterday. :(

HAD TO STAY OFFLINE?! :O

And who made you go out caroling? Eeeevilllllllllll.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 21 2008, 10:59 AM GMT

I was at the Royal Albert Hall last night. So I was an eejit.

Ohhh, with your nan/gran/old woman.

Quote: PhQnix @ December 21 2008, 11:06 AM GMT

Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket, never let it fade away...

Don't know why, but this made me laugh.

Quote: PhQnix @ December 21 2008, 11:19 AM GMT

That would be totally appropriate.

That's exactly what I thought! She needs re-training, Elliot.

Quote: PhQnix @ December 21 2008, 11:19 AM GMT

I mean like only in pants and t-shirts, which is bad pirating uniform.

Does it really take that much effort to grab a pair of trousers and slip them on?

Quote: PhQnix @ December 21 2008, 11:26 AM GMT

Only if you're going to dress as a pirate. Otherwise let me keep that image for a while?

On your phone?

Quote: PhQnix @ December 21 2008, 11:35 AM GMT

I'll fill in your gaps, if you know what I mean.

Aweeeeeeeeesome.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 21 2008, 11:32 AM GMT

Ew. "Fill in the gaps".

I was going to say "He'll fill in your gaps alright" but it appears I was beaten to it.

Huzzah! Your training is complete! :D

Quote: Aaron @ December 21 2008, 12:54 PM GMT

HAD TO STAY OFFLINE?! :O

The computer was giving me a headache, and making me fall asleep. :(

And who made you go out caroling? Eeeevilllllllllll.

And yes. Andy wouldn't go unless I did, and we couldn't both abandon her after she'd spent a silly amount of money on the tickets. Was good fun but killed me.

That's exactly what I thought! She needs re-training, Elliot.

Huzzah! Your training is complete! :D

Laughing out loud Oh dear! Like an innuendo assault course?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 21 2008, 12:58 PM GMT

The computer was giving me a headache, and making me fall asleep. :(

I always find that the computer takes away my headaches. (Or at least doesn't make them any worse; certainly doesn't induce them.)

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 21 2008, 12:58 PM GMT

Laughing out loud Oh dear! Like an innuendo assault course?

Yup! Pleased

Quote: Aaron @ December 21 2008, 1:00 PM GMT

I always find that the computer takes away my headaches. (Or at least doesn't make them any worse; certainly doesn't induce them.)

I would gladly give you my flu/cold just to prove it, but you really would regret that.

I 'as mental problems. In me brain. And have allllways suffered from poor health. I have moreeeeeee than enough experience of headaches and computers!

Trying to think of a good excuse to put off going out and finishing off the Christmas shopping.

Your dead.

Quote: Gavin @ December 21 2008, 1:29 PM GMT

Your dead.

That plan is so crazy it just might work.

You're welcome.

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