Quote: zooo @ March 15 2010, 12:31 PM GMTchip, have you watched those two programmes?
I haven't seen Daughters And Their Slapper Moms, but I've seen Snog Marry Avoid. That Pod! What's she like!
Quote: Gavin @ March 15 2010, 12:31 PM GMTChip being the voice of reason is crazy. The world is literally rotating backwards!
Bless you my child.
Quote: chipolata @ March 15 2010, 12:29 PM GMTIt makes Chip sad in the head to hear how judgemental everybody is. They're just human beings, much like you and me.
You big girl's blouse.
Quote: EllieJP @ March 15 2010, 12:05 PM GMTNo, but no one guessed we were Mum and Daughter. She's a good looking woman.
Ellie's lezzing it up with her mum! That's the stuff of bad pornos.
Quote: Aaron @ March 15 2010, 1:49 PM GMTEllie's lezzing it up with her mum! That's the stuff of bad pornos.
Aaron is that tonights sock filler for you 
Quote: Aaron @ March 15 2010, 1:49 PM GMTEllie's lezzing it up with her mum! That's the stuff of bad pornos.
Quote: chipolata @ March 15 2010, 12:29 PM GMTIt makes Chip sad in the head to hear how judgemental everybody is. They're just human beings, much like you and me.
I live with her, she is a lovely girl... but she wants to be Jordan.
Quote: Gavin @ March 15 2010, 1:54 PM GMT
Good Lord, no!
David just discovered the re-sealable bag of assorted nuts he's eating expire on his birthday, so while I'm celebrating another year of being alive, the contents of this packet will perish. Circle of life, my friends. Circle of life. *wanders off singing the theme to The Lion King*
If I ate the said re-sealable nuts I would perish*. Circle of life.
* if I didn't have my epipen handy.
Quote: EllieJP @ March 15 2010, 2:02 PM GMTI live with her, she is a lovely girl... but she wants to be Jordan.
How does she do this? Is she actively trying to become a celeb? And if she can afford to pay the same rent as you where does she get her money? 
Quote: chipolata @ March 15 2010, 2:17 PM GMTHow does she do this? Is she actively trying to become a celeb? And if she can afford to pay the same rent as you where does she get her money?
No, she just wants that "look".
Quote: EllieJP @ March 15 2010, 2:19 PM GMTNo, she just wants that "look".
I wish I'd never asked now!
I take it you weren't friends before you become flatmates Ellie?
How many of the following does she have? :
Fake tan
Hair extensions
Fake eyelashes
Fake boobs
Nose job
Too much makeup
Orange skin
Fake nails
Overly revealing clothes
Quote: zooo @ March 15 2010, 2:24 PM GMTHow many of the following does she have? : Fake tan Hair extensions Fake eyelashes Fake boobs Nose job Too much makeup Orange skin Fake nails Overly revealing clothes
How many of those does Ellie have?
Ha, none I reckon!