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Ellie is off to see the Ex today for a talk. Must look gawgeous!

Back from Gym. I might have to spend a bit more time down there soon.

Its bloody busy on a Saturday morning, I can tell you. Why aren't these people still hung over from last night?

Quote: EllieJP @ March 6 2010, 10:09 AM GMT

Ellie is off to see the Ex today for a talk. Must look gawgeous!

I'm sure you do everyday! :)

I like going to the gym Saturday late mornings. Not today though as my body is recovering from the 7 miles I ran yesterday.

And thanks Bigfella. :#

Quote: bigfella @ March 6 2010, 10:10 AM GMT

Back from Gym. I might have to spend a bit more time down there soon. Its bloody busy on a Saturday morning, I can tell you. Why aren't these people still hung over from last night?

Use natures gym. Do pull ups on a tree branch. Weight train with a rock. :)

Quote: chipolata @ March 6 2010, 10:15 AM GMT

Use natures gym. Do pull ups on a tree branch. Weight train with a rock. :)

Yeah, but you don't get to see all the pretty girls on the treadmill.

My knees seemed better yesterday. Say Richard Herring last night and it was v good.

Quote: EllieJP @ March 6 2010, 10:12 AM GMT

I like going to the gym Saturday late mornings. Not today though as my body is recovering from the 7 miles I ran yesterday.

And thanks Bigfella. :#

This post instigated a 24 page catch up of Status Report. Console to Ellie.

Reading a week's worth of the rest of your posts just reminded me how sad and empty all your lives are. Rolling eyes So, Chip, tell me more about Ginger small head. I'm intrigued.

Hello, Rob H!

I ran a rat over last night. I didn't feel too good.

Quote: Ben @ March 6 2010, 11:55 AM GMT

Hello, Rob H!

I ran a rat over last night. I didn't feel too good.

Hey Ben.

I didn't run over a rat last night, though I did eat a pasty.

I always get you and John Lucas mixed up.

Hmmm. I'm the warmer one. Plus he's John Lucas and I'm Rob H. Does that help any?

Cheers, John.

Quote: EllieJP @ March 6 2010, 10:09 AM GMT

Ellie is off to see the Ex today for a talk.

The last time I tried to speak to my ex she just stared at me coldly. C**t.

Rob has to get out of bed now and go and play in goal. Rubbish goal. :(

Quote: Rob H @ March 6 2010, 12:19 PM GMT

Rob has to get out of bed now and go and play in goal. Rubbish goal. :(

Good luck, Rob! Don't do a Petr Cech on us!

Ben is going to depart now and get ready to go out.

Chip's just pretended he wasn't in to avoid talking to somebody he didn't want to talk to. They stood on the doorstep for ten minutes before getting in their car and driving off!

Quote: bigfella @ March 6 2010, 10:33 AM GMT

Yeah, but you don't get to see all the pretty girls on the treadmill.

Pffff! There's more to life than pretty girls...oh, wait a minute. :$

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