I know from experiance, whenever such things have happen in our office or when at uni the finger was firmly pointed at the fat bloke....
Does that help?
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Hmmm... couple of suspects.
Stand up and demand to know who did it!
Go on, dare you.
I was thinking about sending an "all staff" email. 
Flush out the culprit Ellie.
Keep a log.
Quote: EllieJP @ February 18 2010, 4:03 PM GMTEllie is having office issues with the story of the unflushable poo! Some lady in the office has done the biggest poo I have EVER seen and it won't flush. IT'S MASSIVE.
That's nothing, at an office I used to work at, a women walked into the toilets to find a large poo had been left in the middle of the floor. The culprit was never discovered.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ February 18 2010, 4:54 PM GMTThat's nothing, at an office I used to work at, a women walked into the toilets to find a large poo had been left in the middle of the floor. The culprit was never discovered.
Sorry about that! 
Quote: Matthew Stott @ February 18 2010, 4:54 PM GMTThat's nothing, at an office I used to work at, a women walked into the toilets to find a large poo had been left in the middle of the floor. The culprit was never discovered.
When you say culprit, do you really mean you?
Quote: EllieJP @ February 18 2010, 4:56 PM GMTWhen you say culprit, do you really mean you?
The secret is to drop, move, never look back. New job, new town, new floors, new poo.
I'm like The Littlest Hobo, but instead of helping solve crimes, I take a shit on someones floor.
Quote: EllieJP @ February 18 2010, 4:03 PM GMTEllie is having office issues with the story of the unflushable poo! Some lady in the office has done the biggest poo I have EVER seen and it won't flush. IT'S MASSIVE.
A fine thing to read when I wake up from my snooze! You people! 
Robyn is sad, tired and scared, and also misses Elliot. Elliot, however, is probably glad to be rid of her telling him she is scared and making him read her essay.
Quote: EllieJP @ February 18 2010, 4:03 PM GMTEllie is having office issues with the story of the unflushable poo! Some lady in the office has done the biggest poo I have EVER seen and it won't flush. IT'S MASSIVE.
Think about the size of her arsehole then!
...On second thoughts, maybe don't.
Or do. 
Quote: Aaron @ February 18 2010, 6:50 PM GMTThink about the size of her arsehole then!
...On second thoughts, maybe don't.
Or do.
She seriously has to have a bum hole big enough to squeeze a decent sized potato through!