I've just put some cream on my feet.
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How terribly kinky.
Not really. It's cos they are dry and hard and nasty and scabby and stuff. Not kinky...unless you want to lick it off?
I thought you meant whipped cream.
I did.
Quote: bigfella @ February 17 2010, 10:47 PM GMTI've just put some cream on my feet.
You sure you can reach your feet ?
I can't. At least not without much effort and loss of breath.
Quote: Oldrocker @ February 17 2010, 11:25 PM GMTYou sure you can reach your feet ?
I can't. At least not without much effort and loss of breath.
Oh God yeah! Easy. I can put one foot behind my head.
Seriously.
Quote: bigfella @ February 17 2010, 11:48 PM GMTOh God yeah! Easy. I can put one foot behind my head.
Seriously.
And you're a bigfella?
Not a fatfella then ?
*is intrigued by a secret Forum here that he can't access*
Quote: Aaron @ February 17 2010, 10:39 PM GMTAh, Google reveals (not quite) all.
Ewwww that's horrible. Surely a nice lacy number would be nicer.
Quote: EllieJP @ February 17 2010, 10:08 PM GMTDitto.
I goes something like this. Jesus entered Jerusalem on Palm Sunday in the week leading up to Easter, only it wasn't Easter then so accommodation was available without prior booking. So on Palm sunday there are lots of Palm leaves in the church, these get burned and on the following year on Ash Wednesdays the ashes are rubbed on your forehead and this marks the beginning of Lent which finishes on Easter Sunday. I have given up spirits for Lent.
Quote: Marc P @ February 18 2010, 9:31 AM GMTI goes something like this. Jesus entered Jerusalem on Palm Sunday in the week leading up to Easter, only it wasn't Easter then so accommodation was available without prior booking. So on Palm sunday there are lots of Palm leaves in the church, these get burned and on the following year on Ash Wednesdays the ashes are rubbed on your forehead and this marks the beginning of Lent which finishes on Easter Sunday. I have given up spirits for Lent.
I've never seen this happen here though, and I've been brought up in a Religious family.
Quote: EllieJP @ February 18 2010, 9:32 AM GMTI've never seen this happen here though, and I've been brought up in a Religious family.
Thy used to do it in my Church when I was a kid, probably all guitars and tamborines and Kumbya my Lord nowadays - and not even in Latin! 
It's a Catholic thing.
I only go into churches on weddings. Begrudgingly
I like a good church.
Quote: Marc P @ February 18 2010, 9:31 AM GMTI goes something like this. Jesus entered Jerusalem on Palm Sunday in the week leading up to Easter, only it wasn't Easter then so accommodation was available without prior booking. So on Palm sunday there are lots of Palm leaves in the church, these get burned and on the following year on Ash Wednesdays the ashes are rubbed on your forehead and this marks the beginning of Lent which finishes on Easter Sunday. I have given up spirits for Lent.
I see Marc's pontiff-icating again!