I will have done next month. Congrats Weevil on our 3 year old BCG birthday!
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Where's my penis pump?
Chip's off downstairs so everybody can say goodbye to him with Asda cake and non-alcoholic sparkly wine. Let the awkward moments commence! 
Quote: billwill @ February 11 2010, 4:07 PM GMTHmmm, living at home, you still seem to be treating Uni like a sort of later School.
For the proper University experience, you should be out carousing with your fellow students until the pubs shut and then all sitting cross-legged in the 'rooms' of one of them discussing politics, the universe & the meaning-of-life till about 3 am, then you get a whole 2 hours sleep before you wend your hungover self to your morning lectures.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 11 2010, 4:54 PM GMTI'm very, very sad to hear that Alexander McQueen has been found dead.
He also chalked the word 'c**t' into the lining of a suit jacket he made for Prince Charles whilst a tailor on Saville Row.
Then good riddance!
Quote: Aaron @ February 12 2010, 2:10 PM GMT
Quote: billwill @ February 12 2010, 1:41 AM GMTTry telling them that Brussels Sprouts are special kid sized Cabbages ?
Or Magic Cabbages reduced in size so that they expand & fill you up in your tummy!
If only they tasted like cabbages.
And cabbages were nice.
Quote: chipolata @ February 12 2010, 1:35 PM GMTChip's off downstairs so everybody can say goodbye to him with Asda cake and non-alcoholic sparkly wine.
They're saving the good stuff for Monday. 
Quote: chipolata @ February 12 2010, 1:35 PM GMTChip's off downstairs so everybody can say goodbye to him with Asda cake and non-alcoholic sparkly wine. Let the awkward moments commence!
Enjoy your last day! 
Quote: chipolata @ February 12 2010, 1:35 PM GMTChip's off downstairs so everybody can say goodbye to him with Asda cake and non-alcoholic sparkly wine. Let the awkward moments commence!
Could be worse. Could be Lidl cake. Have a nice leaving bash. (BTW,I also got a PM from Rhys Thomas, so we can both be on his shit list!)
Quote: john lucas 101 @ February 12 2010, 2:33 PM GMT(BTW,I also got a PM from Rhys Thomas, so we can both be on his shit list!)
Godot Taxis must have got one too then. Wasn't he really bashing the show?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 12 2010, 2:50 PM GMTGodot Taxis must have got one too then. Wasn't he really bashing the show?
Don't know about Godot. I wouldn't mind, but I actually like the bloody programme!
Quote: john lucas 101 @ February 12 2010, 2:52 PM GMTDon't know about Godot. I wouldn't mind, but I actually like the bloody programme!
Ha, what did it say then?
Quote: chipolata @ February 12 2010, 1:35 PM GMTChip's off downstairs so everybody can say goodbye to him with Asda cake and non-alcoholic sparkly wine. Let the awkward moments commence!
Eep, nightmare.
I dread my last day in a job from my first day onwards.
Robyn can't believe she's getting a bit hungry after having lunch at Ed's Diner earlier. :/
A quick bit of help, if possible.
I am after words begining with "I" that people who are being bullied might feel.
I have Isolated. I could do with a couple more.
Quote: bigfella @ February 12 2010, 9:16 PM GMTA quick bit of help, if possible.
I am after words begining with "I" that people who are being bullied might feel.
I have Isolated. I could do with a couple more.
Insecure
Inept
Incapable
Ill
Irritable