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Yay for the KITH!

Quote: zooo @ January 29 2010, 12:29 PM GMT

Oh dear, yes, those men who stick their bits up exhaust pipes. Good point!

Better that than a rabbits bum. Or Jordan.

True. It is a victimless crime.

Quote: zooo @ January 29 2010, 12:46 PM GMT

True. It is a victimless crime.

Not if it's a Morris Minor. That's the car-fanciers equivalent of paedophilia.

Quote: zooo @ January 29 2010, 12:13 PM GMT

Oh god, that's awful.

I never really say that to people on the phone, not even my mummy, so I've not had that problem.
There should be a take-back period on texts though, before people receive them. So you can undo mistakes.

Putting kisses on the end of texts is another area which has got me into trouble before. It makes me look a bit, well, gay.

Laughing out loud Aw.

I cannot belieeeeeve how brave the foxes are around here. One is sat on the grass outside, just watching people walk by within a couple of feet of him. Cheeky bastard.

I say and write 'love you' to the people I live with several times a day, hence the doing it to the wrong people.

I haven't seen our big dirty fox for a long time. :(

Fantastic, Mr Fox.

Quote: zooo @ January 29 2010, 1:06 PM GMT

Laughing out loud Aw.

I cannot belieeeeeve how brave the foxes are around here. One is sat on the grass outside, just watching people walk by within a couple of feet of him. Cheeky bastard.

Fox
That's right. I'm on your lawn watcha gonna do? Nuthin! If a chicken walked around the Garden I'd eat it N' all.

Poor chikins. :(

Quote: zooo @ January 29 2010, 1:21 PM GMT

Poor chikins. :(

They are bred to be eaten. It's nature lol!

Aww. But the chickens I eat have been put to sleep with humane injections after a nice cuddle and a massage.

Or something.

Quote: zooo @ January 29 2010, 1:26 PM GMT

Aww. But the chickens I eat have been put to sleep with humane injections after a nice cuddle and a massage.

Or something.

A lump hammer.

Laughing out loud

:(

Mmmm, chicken.

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