Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 15 2010, 1:36 PM GMTYeah, but it never 'appened. That burning was completely unrelated.
Sad, but true.
Maybe you got the Vaseline and Deep Heat mixed up again?
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Quote: Rob H @ January 15 2010, 2:05 PM GMTSad, but true.
Maybe you got the Vaseline and Deep Heat mixed up again?
Easy enough to do in the dark, in the heat of passion.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 15 2010, 2:07 PM GMTEasy enough to do in the dark, in the heat of passion.
Are you speaking from personal experience? Do you use the Deep Heat to try and create some artificial warmth?
Quote: Rob H @ January 15 2010, 2:10 PM GMTAre you speaking from personal experience? Do you use the Deep Heat to try and create some artificial warmth?
Oh verrrry good. If we were in the news you could send that in to Newsjack.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 15 2010, 2:12 PM GMTOh verrrry good. If we were in the news you could send that in to Newsjack.
If I read that right, you want us to go out on a killing spree so we can raise national awareness of your chilly demeanour and I can receive at best a token payment from a programme that only people that write for it have heard of?
Quote: Rob H @ January 15 2010, 2:17 PM GMTIf I read that right, you want us to go out on a killing spree so we can raise national awareness of your chilly demeanour and I can receive at best a token payment from a programme that only people that write for it have heard of?
You're putting words in my mouth now, aren't you? Mind you, better you put words in my mouth than your *worst thing you can think of*.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 15 2010, 2:20 PM GMTYou're putting words in my mouth now, aren't you? Mind you, better you put words in my mouth than your *earwax statue of Chipolata*.
Oh don't go making effigies of him, it'll only increase his messiah complex.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 15 2010, 2:24 PM GMTOh don't go making effigies of him, it'll only increase his messiah complex.
But it's the centrepiece of my shrine to Derek T. Chipolata.
Quote: Rob H @ January 15 2010, 2:26 PM GMTBut it's the centrepiece of my shrine to Derek T. Chipolata.
Oh, I see, you've decided on 'Derek' have you?
Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 15 2010, 2:29 PM GMTOh, I see, you've decided on 'Derek' have you?
Do you have any better suggestions?
Quote: Rob H @ January 15 2010, 2:34 PM GMTDo you have any better suggestions?
Burgermeister.
is so happy that we only have 2 hours and 20 mins left of work.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 15 2010, 2:34 PM GMTBurgermeister.
Too exotic. He's more of your garden variety kind of pervert. Lower middle-class parents, grew up in a 1970s built semi-detached house. Given an'aspirational' name. Nigel, or Nigelesque, anyway.
Quote: EllieJP @ January 15 2010, 2:39 PM GMTis so happy that we only have 2 hours and 20 mins left of work.
Are you out partying tonight, missus?