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It's not scary... I live here. :)

Quote: chipolata @ January 12 2010, 9:43 AM GMT

You went to bed too early.

I went to sleep at about 11.30pm and this dream was this morning when I woke up at 5.45am!

Quote: EllieJP @ January 12 2010, 9:45 AM GMT

I went to sleep at about 11.30pm and this dream was this morning when I woke up at 5.45am!

It's guilt over something.

Quote: chipolata @ January 12 2010, 9:58 AM GMT

It's guilt over something.

Stop projecting.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 12 2010, 9:45 AM GMT

It's not scary... I live here. :)

It is for us country types. There's real people and everything. And a train that goes under the ground.

Quote: chipolata @ January 12 2010, 9:58 AM GMT

It's guilt over something.

Hmmmm I don't know. My boyfriend and I had a row and weren't speaking, and the dream was about us two running away from murderers. I think the murderer was a middle aged woman! Any help now?

Quote: bigfella @ January 12 2010, 10:01 AM GMT

It is for us country types. There's real people and everything. And a train that goes under the ground.

I'm from the country! It's fine. Just don't travel during rush hour - commuters will not appreciate it. :) Oh and stand on the right of escalators.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 12 2010, 10:04 AM GMT

I'm from the country! It's fine. Just don't travel during rush hour - commuters will not appreciate it. :) Oh and stand on the right of escalators.

This is me Ellie! I still stand on both sides of escalators.

Was your murderer Rose West?

Quote: EllieJP @ January 12 2010, 10:04 AM GMT

I think the murderer was a middle aged woman! Any help now?

Sounds like John Lucas in a dress. I have those nightmares too. Errr

Quote: bigfella @ January 12 2010, 10:06 AM GMT

This is me Ellie! I still stand on both sides of escalators.

Was your murderer Rose West?

Oh come on, not anymore you don't. Are you slimmer standing sideways? Maybe try that! :)

No, I think it was my boyfriend's mum.

Quote: chipolata @ January 12 2010, 10:06 AM GMT

Sounds like John Lucas in a dress. I have those nightmares too. Errr

Those aren't nightmares... dreams they are.

Quote: chipolata @ January 12 2010, 10:06 AM GMT

Sounds like John Lucas in a dress. I have those nightmares too. Errr

Quote: EllieJP @ January 12 2010, 10:12 AM GMT

Those aren't nightmares... dreams they are.

He wants me soooo much.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 12 2010, 10:15 AM GMT

He wants me soooo much.

One day, my grumpy chilly friend, I shall have you! Whilst the bloke you know off of Campus watches!

Quote: chipolata @ January 12 2010, 10:17 AM GMT

One day, my grumpy chilly friend, I shall have you! Whilst the bloke you know off of Campus watches!

Tease.

Quote: chipolata @ January 12 2010, 10:17 AM GMT

One day, my grumpy chilly friend, I shall have you! Whilst the bloke you know off of Campus watches!

Laughing out loud

Robyn is wondering why everything in English Literature ends up about sex. Unimpressed

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 12 2010, 10:38 AM GMT

Robyn is wondering why everything in English Literature ends up about sex. Unimpressed

Because writers are all frustrated that they're not getting any.

That's not unlikely.

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