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What.... Mondays???

Quote: Marc P @ January 11 2010, 11:32 AM GMT

What.... Mondays???

Oooh, Marc! Always with the quips! You're like a quippier warmer John Lucas. Or just quippier Rob H.

Quote: chipolata @ January 11 2010, 11:31 AM GMT

You do realise these are your Halycon Days? And that one day you'll look back on them as the greatest most carefree of your life. So I hope you're enjoying them!

If these are the most carefree days of my life, I might have a nervous breakdown when I'm older. :|

I'm too quick to quit with the quips.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 11 2010, 11:34 AM GMT

If these are the most carefree days of my life, I might have a nervous breakdown when I'm older. :|

I think you will! Or worse, you'll end up like my nan. An agrophobe who won't go out and sits in her flat worrying herself sick over the littlest things.

Quote: chipolata @ January 11 2010, 11:36 AM GMT

I think you will! Or worse, you'll end up like my nan. An agrophobe who won't go out and sits in her flat worrying herself sick over the littlest things.

Something to look forward to then.

Quote: chipolata @ January 11 2010, 11:36 AM GMT

I think you will! Or worse, you'll end up like my nan. An agrophobe who won't go out and sits in her flat worrying herself sick over the littlest things.

I'm not sure worrying about her grandson's prediliction for pre-legal oriental girls can really be considered one of 'the littlest things'.

Quote: Rob H @ January 11 2010, 11:51 AM GMT

I'm not sure worrying about her grandson's prediliction for pre-legal oriental girls can really be considered one of 'the littlest things'.

She doesn't know about my dark Chipolata side! She thinks I'm a nice young man! ;)

Quote: chipolata @ January 11 2010, 11:53 AM GMT

She doesn't know about my dark Chipolata side! She thinks I'm a nice young man! ;)

Where would she rank you on the Rob H Warmth Scale?

Quote: Rob H @ January 11 2010, 11:55 AM GMT

Where would she rank you on the Rob H Warmth Scale?

Quite low. I tend to avoid going to see her too much because she does go on a bit. Usually about her bowels. I'm a bad grandson. :(

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 11 2010, 11:27 AM GMT

Robyn is trying to decide what to wear and how early to get to uni.

1'o clock.

Skinny Jeans, Tshirt with some band on it.

Done.

Quote: chipolata @ January 11 2010, 11:56 AM GMT

Quite low. I tend to avoid going to see her too much because she does go on a bit. Usually about her bowels. I'm a bad grandson. :(

I am too. :(

To a different nan obviously.

Quote: Rob H @ January 11 2010, 12:01 PM GMT

I am too. :(

To a different nan obviously.

You want to know the irony? I bet that cold bastard John Lucas is all over his nan like an old person's nappy rash! Angry

Quote: chipolata @ January 11 2010, 12:03 PM GMT

You want to know the irony? I bet that cold bastard John Lucas is all over his nan like an old person's nappy rash! Angry

Damn it, I bet you're right. That sneaky two-faced inheritance hunter. :(

Quote: EllieJP @ January 11 2010, 11:24 AM GMT

Ha - I wish.

Go on...

It's even easier for me, I E-mail my expenses.

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