Quote: zooo @ January 7 2010, 2:32 PM GMTA colour cannot be gay.
It doesn't have naughty bits or a heart.
I actually meant very festive looking. Shame on you for assuming I was being homophobic. 
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Quote: EllieJP @ January 7 2010, 2:34 PM GMTNot ALL have cauliflower ears. I don't have cauliflowers ears.
Oops. I er, only meant professionals... 
Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 7 2010, 2:27 PM GMTWhat's prompted this particular abstinence? New year stuff?
I only re-started smoking temporarily while I couldn't work-out. Now I'm getting back into my pretty full-on exercise routine again (if the schools open again).
Luckily I'm not addicted to nicotine, just the whole process of smoking as a treat and today I'm bored.
Do you smoke then?
Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 7 2010, 2:31 PM GMT'Basshunter' on Celeb BB has asmitted to doing it 25 times a day when he was younger. I'm surprised it ain't fell orf.
If he'd do it now that's the highlights show taken care of!
Quote: zooo @ January 7 2010, 2:37 PM GMTOops. I er, only meant professionals...
Yeah, not all professionals do. It's to do with the position.
I like their positions.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 7 2010, 2:37 PM GMTI only re-started smoking temporarily while I couldn't work-out. Now I'm getting back into my pretty full-on exercise routine again (if the schools open again).
Luckily I'm not addicted to nicotine, just the whole process of smoking as a treat and today I'm bored.
Do you smoke then?
Nah. Never have. Although when I was at college I was one of those bloody annoying 'social' smokers, cadging the odd fagrette.
Quote: chipolata @ January 7 2010, 2:37 PM GMTIf he'd do it now that's the highlights show taken care of!
Not that I've been watching Celeb BB you understand. *ahem*
I remember at university somebody gave me a very strong continental cigarette and I smoked it the wrong way round. Ironically, he was jealous of my girlfriend and trying to make me look an idiot. He succeeded. The bastard!
Quote: chipolata @ January 7 2010, 2:43 PM GMTI remember at university somebody gave me a very strong continental cigarette and I smoked it the wrong way round. Ironically, he was jealous of my girlfriend
He fancied you?
Quote: Marc P @ January 7 2010, 2:44 PM GMTHe fancied you?
Freudian slip. Although I was quite dishy back then with my long swishy hair and big black coat.
Don't tell Zooo!
Quote: Marc P @ January 7 2010, 2:48 PM GMTDon't tell Zooo!
There's one big stumbling block for Zooo fancying me: my personality. 
Quote: chipolata @ January 7 2010, 2:51 PM GMTThere's one big stumbling block for Zooo fancying me: my personality.
*thinks up really rude shit to say to Chipolata.*
That is not the stumbling block!
Quote: zooo @ January 7 2010, 3:00 PM GMTThat is not the stumbling block!
Is it Aaron? 
Quote: chipolata @ January 7 2010, 3:01 PM GMTIs it Aaron?
What, you mean, Aaron 'Stumbling Block' Brown?