Quote: Leevil @ December 26 2009, 12:12 AM GMTWhy can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69.
These Christmas crackers just get worse every year, don't they?
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Quote: Tim Walker @ December 26 2009, 12:15 AM GMTThese Christmas crackers just get worse every year, don't they?
They really, really do.
I had the one today that they read out of Grumpy Guide to Christmas.
I felt cheated.
Quote: zooo @ December 26 2009, 12:22 AM GMTI had the one today that they read out of Grumpy Guide to Christmas.
I felt cheated.
We didn't have any today. 
I'm sure there is some in the house, but I couldn't find them.
Quote: Leevil @ December 26 2009, 12:24 AM GMTWe didn't have any today.
Allow me, from our selection.
How do snowmen get around?
By icicles.
What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
(My daughter suggested Frosties which I thought was better but it's certainly a registered name.)
I'd like to do more but the left over gravy has been scraped into the bin over them.
You don't recycle? 
frosted flake corn pieces?
Right, I'm off to go watch crap on TV 
Quote: Aaron @ December 26 2009, 12:39 AM GMTYou don't recycle?
Curses, yes.
I always have gravy on my bacon sandwiches now I'll have to make some more. 
There be nothing on TV. Jesus, I'm bored!
*mutters something under breath and leaves*
Happy Boxing Day.
Why is it called Boxing day in any case..
Rich people pitied poor people and gave them crap they didn't want in a box. 
Quote: Leevil @ December 26 2009, 1:30 AM GMTRich people pitied poor people and gave them crap they didn't want in a box.
Bill Gates and Steve Jobs?
I'm off to bed. Need to be up early to head out to the hunt.
Quote: Aaron @ December 26 2009, 2:43 AM GMTI'm off to bed. Need to be up early to head out to the hunt.
