Quote: Oldrocker @ December 25 2009, 11:34 PM GMTOooh ! Did you get the ordinary one or the deluxe, high spec one that's endorsed by Dennis Healy and bears his signature?
I have no use for eyebrow or ear hair trimming (as yet), however the nasal hair remover is most welcome... it beats a pair of tweezers. God knows why when you hit your mid-30s it decides it's time to sprout. 
Interesting point Tim.
And why doesn't it grow where it should? I had a vasectomy about 20 years ago and I still look like I should be in some fourth rate Polish film of dubious content.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 25 2009, 10:59 PM GMTI blame uni and exams this end. And Lee for taking over my postcount and so sapping my enthusiasm.
Don't call me a sapper! 
Didn't mean it!
...Much...
I'll sap you in a minute!
*shakes fist*
Quote: Oldrocker @ December 25 2009, 11:34 PM GMTOooh ! Did you get the ordinary one or the deluxe, high spec one that's endorsed by Dennis Healy and bears his signature?
Edits post . . No, on thinking about it the Dennis Healy one is mains powered .
You poor man.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 26 2009, 12:01 AM GMT
*offers mince pie*
I do not like them. 
*offers to take mince pies away*
*offers Robyn's favourite treat (whatever that may be)*
*waits for rude jokes*
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69.
Oh dear me, no.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 26 2009, 12:10 AM GMT*waits for rude jokes*
Robyn likes sausage rolls. But only ever little wrinkled ones.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls!