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I'm guzited 'cos I'm off to Berlin tomorrow! I won't be on here for a few days Teary I know you'll miss me, I can hardly bear to go. I mean with little Aaron having to huddle close to his DVD collection to keep warm and I won't be here to give him a reassuring Hug .
That's it I'm not going. Bugger the wasted money. I'm coming Aaron I'm coming!

(Do you think that was a little over the top :| )

A wee bit.

Have fun big man.

Just tried to drive and almost ended up in a ditch.

Soon abandoned that idea. Only problem is no food.

Which doesn't really bother me, but child is not happy.

It will be bizzare food combo time - tomato soup and boiled potatoes.
rice and tinned sweetcorn. Nice.

Quote: roscoff @ December 19 2009, 4:10 PM GMT

I'm guzited 'cos I'm off to Berlin tomorrow! I won't be on here for a few days Teary I know you'll miss me, I can hardly bear to go. I mean with little Aaron having to huddle close to his DVD collection to keep warm and I won't be here to give him a reassuring Hug .
That's it I'm not going. Bugger the wasted money. I'm coming Aaron I'm coming!

(Do you think that was a little over the top :| )

I'm sure zooo mentioned she's going to Germany, and Aaron mentioned the Eurostar? So you may be in luck? :D

Quote: bigfella @ December 19 2009, 4:21 PM GMT

Just tried to drive and almost ended up in a ditch.

Soon abandoned that idea. Only problem is no food.

Which doesn't really bother me, but child is not happy.

It will be bizzare food combo time - tomato soup and boiled potatoes.
rice and tinned sweetcorn. Nice.

Same here :( F**king Iceland's ad is making me jealous! :S

Quote: Leevil @ December 19 2009, 4:24 PM GMT

Same here :( F**king Iceland's ad is making me jealous! :S

I'm in luck - found two chicken kievs in the frezzer

Most houses are chockfull of edible vermin; mice, pigeons. All one needs is some sweetcorn, cough medicine and a hammer.

Bon appetit.

Quote: bigfella @ December 19 2009, 4:28 PM GMT

I'm in luck - found two chicken kievs in the frezzer

A feast in the 'fella house! :D

Quote: sootyj @ December 19 2009, 4:34 PM GMT

Most houses are chockfull of edible vermin; mice, pigeons. All one needs is some sweetcorn, cough medicine and a hammer.

Bon appetit.

He's like a mix of Huge Fearnley-Whittingstall and Saxondale.

Personally I prefer to setup a small unfunny pun contest in the kitchen. Bags a couple of plump, bears in trillbys mmm beary good.

I've got eggs. Three hens just keep laying the damn things. Looks like it's eggs again tonight. Or poultry feed.

Quote: sootyj @ December 19 2009, 4:41 PM GMT

Personally I prefer to setup a small unfunny pun contest in the kitchen. Bags a couple of plump, bears in trillbys mmm beary good.

Are you insun...insinua...saying my puns are not funny? Cos in that case I'm taking my Gok Wan ornamental travel iron and wok and moving out!

Quote: Nogget @ December 19 2009, 4:42 PM GMT

I've got eggs. Three hens just keep laying the damn things. Looks like it's eggs again tonight. Or poultry feed.

I'd be having chicken!

Quote: Moonstone @ December 19 2009, 1:01 PM GMT

Oh yes, how's that going anyway? It was at least a year ago when you said you were going to start learning.

Slowly. Other things take over.

China, for one!

Ha, very good.

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