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Quote: zooo @ December 13 2008, 10:23 PM GMT

Aw, it'll come back!

*zooo does her own round the castle action. All by herself.*

CUT TO.

EXT. QUEBEC. DAY.

DANNY STANDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A STREET, A LARGE MAP UNFURLED IN FRONT OF HIM.
A MOOSE NUZZLES HIS ARM, DANNY TURNS TO THE MOOSE.

DANNY
Do you know Laura?

ENDS

Shag the moose.

(cue joke about zooo being a moose.)

DANNY LOOKS AT THE MOOSE AND SHRUGS 'WHY NOT', HE PUTS DOWN THE MAP

ENDS

Quote: zooo @ December 13 2008, 10:36 PM GMT

(cue joke about zooo being a moose.)

Unimpressed Unimpressed

AAAARRROOOOOOOOOOOONNN!!

He'd probably agree right now.

*shouts louder*

AAAARRROOOOOOOOOOOONNN!!

zooo isn't a moose. She's a gorgeous, gorgeous girl, and Aaron <3s her.

Aw! :D

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 13 2008, 11:07 PM GMT

Aw! :D

What she said.

Roo returened early cause of the train. The meal so so and her secret santa CLEARLY doesn't know her but it was all free plus she did steal a load of crackers and hats so it's all good.

What did everyone get for Secret Santa, please?

I have to do one!
I am desperate for ideas!

Quote: zooo @ December 13 2008, 11:20 PM GMT

What did everyone get for Secret Santa, please?

I have to do one!
I am desperate for ideas!

I got the Motown 50 CD, my secret santa knew me well.

I gave Alan Carrs autobiography because the person had been going on about wanting to read it for weeks.

What the f**k is a Secret Santa?

Quote: zooo @ December 13 2008, 11:20 PM GMT

What did everyone get for Secret Santa, please?

I have to do one!
I am desperate for ideas!

Well I got a Rimmel make up palette in really vile colours (I don't do COTY, they test on animals, *spits*) and a winnie the pooh mug. I HATE THE DISNEY POOH!!!! I was nice though and did my "wow!" face. I did my collegue, Will, a mini stocking with various ickle bits in like a candy can some choc coins, and mini toys. Others got things like smellies, calenders, and alcohol.

Lush do a secret santa gift for £5! Laughing out loud

It depends on how much a budget they have given you. You could make up something like a stocking or a home pamper kit or a bottle of really nice beer/ale/etc and their own special glass or a bottle of alcohol and a special shot glass! Let your imagination go CRAZY!

Quote: Moonstone @ December 13 2008, 11:28 PM GMT

What the f**k is a Secret Santa?

How can you not know?! :O Oh right, the Jew thing Pleased

Basically you all put your names in a hat and draw out someones name and you buy that person a gift on behalf of everyone and not tell them who it's from, making you a SECRET SANTA!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 13 2008, 11:34 PM GMT

Basically you all put your names in a hat and draw out someones name and you buy that person a gift on behalf of everyone and not tell them who it's from, making you a SECRET SANTA!

You can usually work out who it is anyway, or someone will tell you.

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