Quote: Ben @ December 13 2009, 8:31 PM GMTSeveral Christmas' ago, I used to hand out a miniature yule log each day to a different girl at work. Quite by accident, I kept missing this one girl out. It led to her stamping her feet and demanding to know when she'd get "Ben's chocolate log".
"Ah yes, zee old chocolate lerg ploy..."
Wants to type stuff, but has nothing to say...
Quote: Leevil @ December 14 2009, 1:04 AM GMT
Hi, Badge! 
Hi, GT
Good morning people that I don't really know but still help me get through the day. But not in a creepy way. 
Morning all!
Ellie is a bit down today as her family dog was put down. She was really old (13 years) and had lived 5 years over her expected life expectancy and she had a great life. But it still doesn't take away the sadness of losing a family pet. 
Quote: EllieJP @ December 14 2009, 10:19 AM GMTEllie is a bit down today as her family dog was put down. She was really old (13 years) and had lived 5 years over her expected life expectancy and she had a great life. But it still doesn't take away the sadness of losing a family pet.
Sorry to hear that, E. It's always sad when a pet goes.
Quote: EllieJP @ December 14 2009, 10:19 AM GMTEllie is a bit down today as her family dog was put down. She was really old (13 years) and had lived 5 years over her expected life expectancy and she had a great life. But it still doesn't take away the sadness of losing a family pet.
That's rubbish mate. 
Plus you'll have to talk about what a good innings they had in 'dog years'.
Did you have a successful weekend Chip? I know it'll cheer Ellie up if she knows you had ex-sex. 
Quote: chipolata @ December 14 2009, 10:22 AM GMTSorry to hear that, E. It's always sad when a pet goes.
Yep. I did weep quite a lot.
I'm feeling a bit better now though.
Quote: Rob H @ December 14 2009, 10:22 AM GMTDid you have a successful weekend Chip? I know it'll cheer Ellie up if she knows you had ex-sex.
Ha - I do want to know that.
Quote: Rob H @ December 14 2009, 10:22 AM GMT
91 years is pretty sweet hey?
Quote: Rob H @ December 14 2009, 10:22 AM GMTDid you have a successful weekend Chip? I know it'll cheer Ellie up if she knows you had ex-sex.
It was an excellent weekend. London's a great city to be with a beautiful woman. And yes, ex sex was on the table. 
And now I'm off for a meeting. Back later!
On the table, eh? So much for putting that rumour to bed...