Status report Page 163
Quote: Moonstone @ December 13 2008, 8:36 PM GMT
I can see the future now Aaron.
Zooo might be lovely now but it won't be long before she's stealing the savings to fund her binges, then coming home and beating you before puking in you face.Mark my words
Alcohol will be prohibited in my household.
Jim Davidson DVDs will be prohibited in mine.
Quote: zooo @ December 13 2008, 8:38 PM GMT
I kid! I kid! 
Quote: Aaron @ December 13 2008, 8:37 PM GMTIt's not the drinks that makes you gay.
It's the sucking my cock that does that.
Quote: zooo @ December 13 2008, 8:41 PM GMTJim Davidson DVDs will be prohibited in mine.
I'd thought you'd enjoy some 'up the elephant and round the castle' 
Quote: zooo @ December 13 2008, 8:41 PM GMTJim Davidson DVDs will be prohibited in mine.
That's alright my love. I have video files!
No one's going up my elephant!
Quote: Aaron @ December 13 2008, 8:43 PM GMTThat's alright my love. I have video files!
Not for long.
Quote: zooo @ December 13 2008, 8:44 PM GMTNo one's going up my elephant!
Not for long.
But you do enjoy it 'round the castle' then 
I insist upon it.
I can't help swearing when I'm at the top of a castle.
I think I might have turrets sydrome.
Do you get it?
Quote: zooo @ December 13 2008, 8:44 PM GMTI insist upon it.
Quote: dannyjb1 @ December 13 2008, 8:43 PM GMTI'd thought you'd enjoy some 'up the elephant and round the castle'
I almost bought that today.
Quote: Aaron @ December 13 2008, 8:50 PM GMTI almost bought that today.
From a hooker? Or am I thinking this means something else.
Quote: zooo @ December 13 2008, 8:44 PM GMTNo one's going up my elephant!
Quote: dannyjb1 @ December 13 2008, 8:44 PM GMTBut you do enjoy it 'round the castle' then
Flipping hell.
Some awfully dodgy innuendo going around tonight.
Quote: Curt @ December 13 2008, 8:51 PM GMTFrom a hooker? Or am I thinking this means something else.
See Amazon product listing
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