Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2009, 11:10 AM GMTNot bloody likely! Me being felt up by a burly Eastern European man isn't on my top ten of things to impress young ladies with.
Probably about numberrrr...twelve, if you're anything like me.
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Quote: Rob H @ December 10 2009, 11:14 AM GMTOr that she's knocking on a bit and wants to trick me into making babies.
Quote: EllieJP @ December 10 2009, 11:37 AM GMT
I'm am glad that my life going down the swanny is a source of amusement for you, Miss J-P.
Awww I would have married you. I'm still in my prime too, so not wanting to pop any babies out yet.
Well, seeing as it's you I could probably be convinced to have a casual fling. And if you promise me no babies, I'll even go front bottom.
Quote: EllieJP @ December 10 2009, 12:11 PM GMTAwww I would have married you. I'm still in my prime too, so not wanting to pop any babies out yet.
BLOODY NORA! I've already got competition from Moonstone and John Lucas, now you're sniffing aroung Rob H!
Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2009, 12:14 PM GMTBLOODY NORA! I've already got competition from Moonstone and John Lucas, now you're sniffing aroung Rob H!
You're still messed up with your ex. I don't want damaged goods.
Quote: Rob H @ December 10 2009, 12:13 PM GMTWell, seeing as it's you I could probably be convinced to have a casual fling. And if you promise me no babies, I'll even go front bottom.
Haha! 
Quote: EllieJP @ December 10 2009, 12:28 PM GMTYou're still messed up with your ex. I don't want damaged goods.
Why, I oughta damage your goods!
*Shakes fist*
Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2009, 12:34 PM GMTWhy, I oughta damage your goods!
*Shakes fist*
Saturday?
Quote: EllieJP @ December 10 2009, 12:38 PM GMTSaturday?
Alas, I'll be in no fit state to damage anybody's goods by then.
Quote: EllieJP @ December 10 2009, 12:38 PM GMTSaturday?
Hmmm. I'm free in the morning. Then I'm playing football against a deaf team. The amount of people who have asked me if the ball has a bell in it is ridiculous.
Quote: Rob H @ December 10 2009, 12:48 PM GMTHmmm. I'm free in the morning. Then I'm playing football against a deaf team. The amount of people who have asked me if the ball has a bell in it is ridiculous.
Does it?
I'll find out on Saturday and let you know.
Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2009, 12:45 PM GMT
Alas, I'll be in no fit state to damage anybody's goods by then.
Quote: Rob H @ December 10 2009, 12:48 PM GMTHmmm. I'm free in the morning.
It's a deal.
I remember at school me and lad called Dougie (he had a huge birthmark on his chest) used to talk to each other like deaf people. Which essentially involved removing all our consonants. Looking back, I'm ashamed on mine and Dougie's behalf.