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Quote: EllieJP @ December 4 2009, 9:45 AM GMT

Yeah my boyfriend says I can't get pregnant if he does it up the other hole.

Quote: chipolata @ December 4 2009, 9:46 AM GMT

That's what I tell John Lucas. ;)

Hole lotta love.

Chip's off! Have a good day/weekend everyone! Wave

Quote: chipolata @ December 4 2009, 10:39 AM GMT

Chip's off! Have a good day/weekend everyone! Wave

And you. Byeeeee! Wave

Quote: chipolata @ December 4 2009, 10:39 AM GMT

Chip's off! Have a good day/weekend everyone! Wave

Chip's a very polite young man.

He can never quite manage to get a full day in on a Friday though can he.

Robyn got a free copy of "Poems on the Underground" from uni!

Trying to decide whether to go to work or not. We're expecting a rare snowfall today and it is Friday ...

Snow day!!

I like your avatar zooo. But they spellt your name wrong.

I especially like the polar bear sodomising the kangeroo - that always makes me feel Christmassy.

Quote: Moonstone @ December 4 2009, 2:33 PM GMT

I like your avatar zooo. But they spellt your name wrong.

I especially like the polar bear sodomising the kangeroo - that always makes me feel Christmassy.

Me too.

Oh the Mountains & fields are covered
And the Kangaroos getting Buggered
As the Polar bear has a go!
let it snow, let it snow , let it snow.

Oh noes!
He's even got a candy striped festive penis.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ December 4 2009, 2:40 PM GMT

Me too.

Oh the Mountains & fields are covered
And the Kangaroos getting Buggered
As the Polar bear has a go!
let it snow, let it snow , let it snow.

Laughing out loud

*sighs* That takes me right back to my childhood. I had the pop-up version, you had to keep opening and closing the book very slightly, it was ever so clever the way they did it.

Quote: zooo @ December 4 2009, 2:40 PM GMT

Oh noes!
He's even got a candy striped festive penis.

lols, I didn't spot that!

Quote: billwill @ December 4 2009, 3:07 AM GMT

Looking at your sig line:

Why does a monkey/chimp think s/he is a chicken?

:S

Why do you think his signature has anything to do with his avatar?

Thank you to all of the UK for not mugging or stabbing my friend Amanda while she spent a week there. She's the stereotypical tourist. She might as well wear a sign. And she's traveling alone which has got her all freaked out.

Quote: billwill @ December 4 2009, 3:07 AM GMT

Looking at your sig line:

Why does a monkey/chimp think s/he is a chicken?

:S

Tis a magical Homer Simpson quote.

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