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That's a yes then.

Laughing out loud

It was weird, but in a good way. She kindly lied and said I looked no different than when I was 16. I returned the compliment, which in my case held more truth. She looked astonishingly similar to her teenage self. Considering the shit she's been through she's worn it very well...

This is going to end in me getting hurt, isn't it? :(

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 18 2009, 5:01 PM GMT

This is going to end in me getting hurt, isn't it? :(

If you play your cards right. Smarmy

:(

Probably didn't help that after we went for a walk along the same stretch of park where we had our first kiss.

:|

My outlook often echoes that of Woody Allen, who said (during one of his routines about his love life)... "I often dream that on my birthday they're going to wheel out a gigantic birthday cake. And a gorgeous, naked woman will leap out off it - hurt me - then leap back in."

Does anyone ever get the feeling that Woody Allen, is an insecure man? No? Errr

My cousin hooked up with an old girlfriend from school on Friends Reunited. When they met again she didn't recognise him (he was a foot taller, lost all his hair and gained a pair of specs), whilst she looked the same. She preferred the way he looked now. They're married with two young children now. :)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 18 2009, 5:15 PM GMT

My cousin hooked up with an old girlfriend from school on Friends Reunited. When they met again she didn't recognise him (he was a foot taller, lost all his hair and gained a pair of specs), whilst she looked the same.

Lanky, bald and speccy?

Quote: Leevil @ November 18 2009, 5:18 PM GMT

Lanky, bald and speccy?

Yep, just like that Gaultier model Eve. :)

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 18 2009, 5:04 PM GMT

:(

Probably didn't help that after we went for a walk along the same stretch of park where we had our first kiss.

Did you do so again?

Leevil is getting into this writing shizzle! :D

Quote: Leevil @ November 18 2009, 5:18 PM GMT

Lanky, bald and speccy?

Laughing out loud

Quote: Aaron @ November 18 2009, 5:32 PM GMT

Did you do so again?

No.

I'm already depressed about this situation and I haven't even embarrassed myself yet.

Quote: Leevil @ November 18 2009, 5:39 PM GMT

Leevil is getting into writing "shizzle"

;)

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