When you wash your rude bits, think of us.
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That's not washing...
Quote: zooo @ November 14 2009, 7:55 PM GMTWhen you wash your rude bits, think of us.
All my bits are rude bits... 
Quote: PhQnix @ November 14 2009, 7:56 PM GMTThat's not washing...
Better get my "rubber duck"...
Just one giant rude bit, aren't you Tim?
I like the use of the word "giant" in this context...
I was implying bum hole.
Scotti is bored of seeing the 'kleenex. Let it out' adverts, with Sven juggling a jizzy tissue on his knee and casually dinks it into a bin and Bob Geldof crying, presumably as people in third word countries are still dying and therefore he still has a pretend job.
Off to sit for 4 hours at my mother-in-law's dreadful birthday party. Please be just a little jealous.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 14 2009, 4:16 AM GMTYes, I got more pleasure out of the Simpsons parody (of Citizen Kane).
C. Kane is gobsmacking genius. Even Rosebud. Which the real target of Citizen Kane allegedly used as a pet name for clitoris. That movie and Manhattan first started my love for film watching and writing.
Quote: AngieBaby @ November 14 2009, 5:52 PM GMTI'm gutted! Got within 100 metres of achieving one of my life's goals ie visiting Jim Morrisons grave, only to be rudely thrown out of the cemetary.
What? The founder of a supermarket - you need some decent heroes.
Quote: SlagA @ November 14 2009, 10:24 PM GMTWhat? The founder of a supermarket - you need some decent heroes.
Trying to work out flight arrangements for a trip to visit my parents in Florida over the holidays. The difficulty is compounded by my desire to fly to Los Angeles a few days earlier. I'm leaning toward celebrating Christmas a few days early, as tickets from San Antonio to West Palm Beach are $700 over the actual holiday and $187 if we fly a week earlier. They also want $107 per day to rent a car over Christmas! 
I'm stuck in this weekend as I have some big partying to do on Wednesday, Friday and Saturday.
So to avoid total boredom, I've just watched Crank 2: High Voltage on Filmflex. It was covered in awesome-ality and had me smiling all the way through. What a great film.
Thinking about going to the gun show tomorrow and picking up one of these. Cheap and efficient when it comes to killing zombies.
Laptop battery: 8% remaining - almost time to leave . . .