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Quote: zooo @ November 5 2009, 12:13 AM GMT

Oooh, do tell me more.
With embellishments.

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It wasn't rude though

I was walking home from the doctor's and you came up walking a dog - you had blue streaks in your hair for some reason. Anyway I stopped you and started telling you things about yourself but you got really freaked out cos you didn't know who I was.
It was so vivid that for about half an hour after I woke up it kept coming into my brain to come online and drop a teasing hint about it. So glad I didn't

Quote: dannyjb1 @ November 5 2009, 12:12 AM GMT

We've all had them

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Just wait till I've mastered this lucid dreaming thing - THEN I'll have the fun MWAH HAHAHA!

I am seriously trying. Apparently, if you look at your hand whenever you can in the day and repeat "it's a dream", sooner or later it'll happen in a dream and you'll realise. God, I want to be able to do this soooooo bad!

Hehehe!
Ace.
Blue hair, eh? Innnnteresting.

Now, have a rude one. And you Danny.

My daughter asked what a good dirty word for a six year old girl would be. So, she's now running around our house calling her brothers "turds." Slow night.

Ha!
Which words ran through your head first and were discarded?

Well, f**kass and cocksucker are my personal faves at the moment.

I like sock cooker. She could've used that as well.

I've quite enjoyed using "cock off" as a phrase since it's been featured in the South African security guard sketches in School Of Comedy. I'll always have a soft spot for Terrance and Philip's simple "Uncle f**ker" though...

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 5 2009, 1:12 AM GMT

I've quite enjoyed using "cock off" as a phrase since it's been featured in the South African security guard sketches in School Of Comedy. I'll always have a soft spot for Terrance and Philip's simple "Uncle f**ker" though...

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Ah yes, what a great movie that was...

Are you a South Park fan, Tim, or is it just the odd one when and if you can be bothered?

Quote: Moonstone @ November 5 2009, 1:30 AM GMT

Are you a South Park fan, Tim, or is it just the odd one when and if you can be bothered?

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No, I always enjoy South Park, I just don't make a point of watching it enough.

Just made myself a new Facebook account, as my mom is feverishly trying to add all my friends as her friends.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 5 2009, 2:34 AM GMT

Just made myself a new Facebook account, as my mom is feverishly trying to add all my friends as her friends.

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Ooh, I joined Facebook at the beginning of the week. Many BCG-ers on there. Come and say hi. (Same pic on my account as my avatar.)

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 5 2009, 2:43 AM GMT

Ooh, I joined Facebook at the beginning of the week. Many BCG-ers on there. Come and say hi. (Same pic on my account as my avatar.)

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I remember you saying that in the message you sent, so I did add you as a friend. I'm just afraid my mom, aka "the Creeper" would try to add my overseas friends as well, and I'm not in the mood to strain relations between our countries any more than they already are.

Jesus, is it that bad?

You haven't met my mom, Tim. She's one in a million. She has managed to add all my friends (70+) and sends messages to them about embarrassing things I did as a kid. And she can't open her mouth without being offensive.