I'd love to meet you, Scottidog. We must arrange it one day.
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Quote: Ben @ October 31 2009, 5:41 PM BSTI'd love to meet you, Scottidog. We must arrange it one day.
Cool, can I do you hair.
I'l be starting standup in the new year, you can see me there.
Leevil has microwaved something he's supposed to oven bake! 
Still tastes the same, just a bit mushier.
Having joined Facebook, Tim has become friends with a woman who he hasn't seen in years, who he grew up with and who was his first teenage love (which he never really got over properly). This can only end extremely badly. 
Oooooooh.
Meeting up with her?
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 31 2009, 8:08 PM BSTHaving joined Facebook, Tim has become friends with a woman who he hasn't seen in years, who he grew up with and who was his first teenage love (which he never really got over properly). This can only end extremely badly.
Can of worms!
Delete her, delete her now.
Quote: zooo @ October 31 2009, 8:13 PM BSTOooooooh.
Don't worry, when I f**k up you'll be the very first to know, dear. 
Quote: Scottidog @ October 31 2009, 8:14 PM BSTCan of worms!
Delete her, delete her now.
Of course this is the most sensible advice.
Scotti just answered the door to two little 'hoodie's'.
'Trick or treat mate?' in a gruff voice.
'Trick please..'
'Er..we haven't got any'
'...well f**k off then.
Door closes.
Wanker is heard mumbled outside of the door.
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 31 2009, 8:16 PM BSTOf course this is the most sensible advice.
Nooes!
Think of it as a Tom Hanks film. She might just be the one.
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 31 2009, 8:16 PM BSTDon't worry, when I f**k up you'll be the very first to know, dear.
Of course this is the most sensible advice.
It is actually. So what are you saying? You are going to run off together and live in a Disney cartoon and live happily ever after?
No, she's got a back catalogue of ex serial killing boyfriends who will be waiting for you everytime you leave the house...
Quote: zooo @ October 31 2009, 8:18 PM BSTNooes!
Think of it as a Tom Hanks film.
Philadelphia?
Quote: zooo @ October 31 2009, 8:18 PM BSTNooes!
Think of it as a Tom Hanks film. She might just be the one.
To be fair, I do cry when watching 'Sleepless in Seattle'
Its the Kid, the kid just wants a mum!!!
Quote: Scottidog @ October 31 2009, 8:20 PM BSTTo be fair, I do cry when watching 'Sleepless in Seattle'
Its the Kid, the kid just wants a mum!!!
Yayy!
Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 31 2009, 8:20 PM BSTPhiladelphia?
Matt, that is probably the first time you have made me laugh!
Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 31 2009, 8:20 PM BSTPhiladelphia?
Booo.