Quote: EllieJP @ October 23 2009, 11:15 AM BSTEllie was really late for work this morning - because she was having sex with her boyfriend.
Did you tell your boss that?
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Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 23 2009, 11:35 AM BSTNo more details Ellie? I'm a good listener.
Well I was literally leaving to go to work and he kissed me goodbye on the stairs when I started kissing him back and before I knew it we were ripping our clothes off and back up the stairs to the bedroom and had great sex.
Quote: EllieJP @ October 23 2009, 11:15 AM BSTEllie was really late for work this morning - because she was having sex with her boyfriend.
We've all used that old excuse. "Why are you late again, Walker?" "Sorry, I was having sex with Ellie's boyfriend."
Quote: EllieJP @ October 23 2009, 11:43 AM BSTWell I was literally leaving to go to work and he kissed me goodbye on the stairs when I started kissing him back and before I knew it we were ripping our clothes off and back up the stairs to the bedroom and had great sex.
*Faints*
*Then drowns in own drool whilst unconscious*
Quote: EllieJP @ October 23 2009, 11:43 AM BSTWell I was literally leaving to go to work and he kissed me goodbye on the stairs when I started kissing him back and before I knew it we were ripping our clothes off and back up the stairs to the bedroom and had great sex.
Ooh, your life's like some kind of TV advert. *envy* 
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 23 2009, 11:44 AM BSTWe've all used that old excuse. "Why are you late again, Walker?" "Sorry, I was having sex with Ellie's boyfriend."
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 23 2009, 11:45 AM BSTOoh, your life's like some kind of TV advert. *envy*
What would it be advertising?
Quote: EllieJP @ October 23 2009, 11:54 AM BST
What would it be advertising?
Condoms.
Coffee.
Beer.
Car.
Lynx.
Quote: EllieJP @ October 23 2009, 11:54 AM BST:What would it be advertising?
Great sex with Ellie?
Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 23 2009, 11:55 AM BSTGreat sex with Ellie?
No need to advertise that. It's obvious.
Quote: Gavin @ October 23 2009, 11:55 AM BSTCondoms.
Coffee.
Beer.
Car.
Lynx.
Car?
Quote: EllieJP @ October 23 2009, 11:54 AM BSTWhat would it be advertising?
Sex in a TV advert? Anything? Deodorant, jeans, sausages, car insurance, a road safety advice, Toilet Duck...
These "creatives" are brilliantly clever you know... 
Quote: EllieJP @ October 23 2009, 11:56 AM BSTNo need to advertise that. It's obvious.
Car?
Yeh
So two of you stumbling into the bedroom camera pan down to a set of keys.
"Because he has a [INsert Brand Here]"
Simples.
Quote: EllieJP @ October 23 2009, 11:56 AM BSTNo need to advertise that. It's obvious.
Do you have any promotional videos I could view?
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 23 2009, 11:57 AM BSTSex in a TV advert? Anything? Deodorant, jeans, sausages, car insurance, a road safety advice, Toilet Duck...
These "creatives" are brilliantly clever you know...
Toilet Duck is genius!
"Because she likes a clean Rim"
Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 23 2009, 11:58 AM BSTDo you have any promotional videos I could view?
Quote: EllieJP @ October 23 2009, 12:03 PM BST:www.elliejplikesithot.com
I actually clicked on the link too, just in case.