Currently in Biggleswade.
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Quote: Ben @ October 20 2009, 1:33 AM BSTCurrently in Biggleswade.
That's real, right?
Sure is, Andrea!
Now in Sandy.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 20 2009, 1:35 AM BSTThat's real, right?
No, Ben is making all these places up as far as I can tell. 
EDIT: Unless he's somewhere mad, like Sussex.
EDIT 2: Or Bedfordshire, for God's sake...
Or he's reporting to an air force friend Wade that he is occupied with another pilot.
Well, I'm one to talk. My home town is Shortsville.
I'm slumming it in 1st class too. Feet on the seats as well.
Don't forget to scratch inappropriately and to fart and try to blame it on someone else...unless you're alone. Then you'll just look insane...
Quote: Ben @ October 20 2009, 1:46 AM BSTI'm slumming it in 1st class too. Feet on the seats as well.
Is there the regulation late-night nutter somewhere to be found on your train? If not, complain to the guard. (If the late-night nutter is you complain to the guard then piss all over the seats.)
I'm alone. At least I think I am...
You guys have the lone crazy guy too? See, we aren't so different...
Do yours smell like urine and rant about their social worker???
Quote: Ben @ October 20 2009, 1:48 AM BSTI'm alone. At least I think I am...
Might as well have one off the wrist then. Come on, how often do you get a carriage all to yourself thesedays? 
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 20 2009, 1:47 AM BSTIs there the regulation late-night nutter somewhere to be found on your train? If not, complain to the guard. (If the late-night nutter is you complain to the guard then piss all over the seats.)
Earlier on in the year, I was on the same train and a couple of lap dancers were in the same carriage. One of them ended going into the next carriage and did a lapdance for an aging businessman.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 20 2009, 1:49 AM BSTDo yours smell like urine and rant about their social worker???
Unless they are the social worker, yes.
Quote: Ben @ October 20 2009, 1:51 AM BSTEarlier on in the year, I was on the same train and a couple of lap dancers were in the same carriage. One of them ended going into the next carriage and did a lapdance for an aging businessman.
