Ellie, but not so that it will hurt her. 
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Thanks Scats. Just resigned to the fact after trying to shower that going to work tomorrow just won't happen.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 18 2009, 2:23 PM BST
I'd say 151 one of the sonnets were so awful they caused me physical pain readin the other 3 were alright like. Overall I'm glad he's in love.
Quote: Gavin @ October 18 2009, 6:44 PM BSTthe other 3 were alright like.
If only you'd been around to write my essays
Quote: Gavin @ October 18 2009, 6:44 PM BSTI'd say 151 one of the sonnets were so awful they caused me physical pain readin the other 3 were alright like. Overall I'm glad he's in love.
Sorry Gav, you don't strike me as the sonnet reading type.
< Still a bit shocked.
Quote: Moonstone @ October 18 2009, 6:47 PM BSTIf only you'd been around to write my essays
I can't do my essay this week, I don't think. It's mind-boggling.
What is the essay title?
It's a long 'un about Derrida's qualms over Austin's theories of the performative verb. Ick.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 18 2009, 7:15 PM BSTIt's a long 'un about Derrida's qualms over Austin's theories of the performative verb. Ick.
It sounds quite precise. Just break it down to to it's most basic and build up your argument. 
Also, I only have 500 words to do it in, which makes it infinitely more difficult.
Ben saw wolves, lemurs, spider monkeys, owls, parrots, snakes and some big cats earlier today. One of the lemurs appeared to be performing self-fellatio.
I told you there would be spider monkeys. 
I know, Dolly! They made me think of you. Especially when they started shrieking wildly.
Where did you go Ben?
Quote: Ben @ October 18 2009, 8:19 PM BSTI know, Dolly! They made me think of you. Especially when they started shrieking wildly.
That's me!