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I just scoffed down some pancakes - they were so light and thin, it was like eating angels wings or summat.

*wonders, does lemon on my sugary pancakes count as 5 a day?*

Quote: chipolata @ October 15 2009, 12:55 PM BST

I hope not. They're pretty big and if they go off they could do some serious damage.

That's what you call incendairy ha ha. :|

On my first day of my "Diet"... I'm Hungry :(

I am too "dieting." I say that... I'm just running more.

I won't be harsh on myself with this "Diet" but I will eat less and try to move more.

And you don't need to diet Ellie!

I bloody well do. Stone and a half and I'll be normal weight.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 15 2009, 5:41 PM BST

I bloody well do. Stone and a half and I'll be normal weight.

Rolling eyes Yes Ellie...

My great day has turned into my worse. I have gone and humilated myself and only have myself to blame and I feel so fudging stupid. Gonna go into hiding for the next ten years with a tub of ice cream and try and remind myself it could have been worse....

If anyone needs me, I'll be hiding in a cave. Follow the smell of Phish food.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 15 2009, 6:08 PM BST

My great day has turned into my worse. I have gone and humilated myself and only have myself to blame and I feel so fudging stupid. Gonna go into hiding for the next ten years with a tub of ice cream and try and remind myself it could have been worse....

If anyone needs me, I'll be hiding in a cave. Follow the smell of Phish food.

Oooooooo scandal?

Quote: Gavin @ October 15 2009, 6:17 PM BST

Oooooooo scandal?

Not really. Sorry to be dull.

Just very embarassing for me... :(

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 15 2009, 6:23 PM BST

Not really. Sorry to be dull.

Just very embarassing for me... :(

Go oonnn...

It's not something I want to go into. Thanks.

I think that adding the rowing machine as well tonight was not a good idea.

Do I not feel well!

Is freezing cold. Has run out of oil, is miserable. Wants a beer, f**k the detox.

It is getting cold, it felt like Bon Fire Night as I was driving home, and maybe a little bit Christmassy.

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