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There are two fire trucks, a fire Marshall truck and police car next door. I don't see any smoke though. It's Thanksgiving day perhaps a turkey fire?

2 kittens stuck up trees?

Quote: zooo @ October 12 2009, 8:14 PM BST

2 kittens stuck up trees?

They must have found the ones I've been fostering in bird houses.

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
(though if you ask me, I doubt if it's true)
The shoe it was old, and let in night airs
So her kids lined it with some size 13 pairs
The woman was happy with her nice new warm sock
(Though at first the strong smell of stale sweat was a shock)
But if Santa brings the Woman a fresh pair in his sack
To Bigfella's joy, he'll get his ones back!

Er yeah, probably caught up in the other washing then... Whistling nnocently

Quote: Rob0 @ October 12 2009, 8:24 PM BST

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
(though if you ask me, I doubt if it's true)
The shoe it was old, and let in night airs
So her kids lined it with some size 13 pairs
The woman was happy with her nice new warm sock
(Though at first the strong smell of stale sweat was a shock)
But if Santa brings the Woman a fresh pair in his sack
To Bigfella's joy, he'll get his ones back!

Er yeah, probably caught up in the other washing then... Whistling nnocently

:D

Quote: Curt @ October 12 2009, 8:19 PM BST

They must have found the ones I've been fostering in bird houses.

:D

Quote: Rob0 @ October 12 2009, 8:24 PM BST

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
(though if you ask me, I doubt if it's true)
The shoe it was old, and let in night airs
So her kids lined it with some size 13 pairs
The woman was happy with her nice new warm sock
(Though at first the strong smell of stale sweat was a shock)
But if Santa brings the Woman a fresh pair in his sack
To Bigfella's joy, he'll get his ones back!

Er yeah, probably caught up in the other washing then... Whistling nnocently

:D

feeling really rubbish after seeing a forwarded message from my agent to a casting director describing my look/casting. Must get thicker skin. :(

Yikes. :(
What did they say?
Actually, ignore that, stupid question.

Yeah, don't feel comfortable posting it here.. and it's not *that* bad I suppose. It just hurts a little. I'll feel fine in the morning!

I could nevvvvver be in your business. I take things way too personally!

They want you to get thicker skin for a part? That's specific.

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 12 2009, 11:02 PM BST

They want you to get thicker skin for a part? That's specific.

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ October 12 2009, 11:01 PM BST

I could nevvvvver be in your business. I take things way too personally!

I used to too, but it gets easier. I look forward to the day when it's all water of a ducks back. It's just harder when it's appearence stuff - not much you can do about that! At least if it's to do with a performance or something I can work hard on changing it. I can see why so many actors get cosmetic surgery.

Quote: Sammy @ October 12 2009, 11:06 PM BST

I used to too, but it gets easier. I look forward to the day when it's all water of a ducks back. It's just harder when it's appearence stuff - not much you can do about that! At least if it's to do with a performance or something I can work hard on changing it. I can see why so many actors get cosmetic surgery.

Don't be silly, Sammy, you're a lovely looking girl. Console

Quote: Sammy @ October 12 2009, 11:06 PM BST

I can see why so many actors get cosmetic surgery.

Surely, whatever it is, it's probably more to do with clothes, hair 'n' stuff where "look" is concerned?

Quote: Tim Walker @ October 12 2009, 11:13 PM BST

Don't be silly, Sammy, you're a lovely looking girl. Console

Thanks Tim. Like I say - I'll be fine in the morning. It's just weird seeing yourself being talked about so bluntly. I wish she would be a bit more careful with what she sends me. Ignorance is bliss!

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 12 2009, 11:16 PM BST

Surely, whatever it is, it's probably more to do with clothes, hair 'n' stuff where "look" is concerned?

More my face I think

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