Dirty mid week.
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Quote: zooo @ October 6 2009, 8:50 PM BSTzooo is disbelieving at how bad the TV in this hotel room is.
Porn channel scrambled?
Heh, just so I can get to university early tomorrow morning.
I wiiish it was for dirty reasons. 
Telly is all fuzzy and only about 6 channels!
At least internet's working. For now. 
I had a date once tell me that if you stare at scrambled porn long enough it starts to look normal...
That was a very short date.
It's true!
Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 6 2009, 10:23 PM BSTI had a date once tell me that if you stare at scrambled porn long enough it starts to look normal...
That was a very short date.
You have to squint. With my eyesight it looks normal.
He also said that he got off on just the sounds of the porn...
I snuck out by saying I had no cell phone reception and had to go outside...
Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 6 2009, 10:23 PM BSTI had a date once tell me that if you stare at scrambled porn long enough it starts to look normal...
Squinting looks too, which is handy. >_<
Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 6 2009, 10:26 PM BSTHe also said that he got off on just the sounds of the porn...
Just like the old days before TV 
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 6 2009, 10:26 PM BSTSquinting looks too, which is handy. >_<
Left handy or right handy? 
Quote: Leevil @ October 6 2009, 10:27 PM BSTJust like the old days before TV
Aye lad! When all you had was the catalogue!
Both.
Quote: Moonstone @ October 6 2009, 10:28 PM BSTAye lad! When all you had was the catalogue!
Or forest porn. 
I was thinking more radio. But, yes. I do miss those talking catalogues. 
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 6 2009, 10:29 PM BST
D'you mean porn mags abandoned in the forest or some kinky elves fetish?
When I was a lad we used to draw our own porn. Because kids in those days had to use their imagination.
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 6 2009, 10:29 PM BSTOr forest porn.
LOL
Awww, to be young again...