Quote: Aaron @ September 29 2009, 9:08 PM BSTGod, being introduced by the wifey is skin-crawling. Perhaps she should come on afterwards, as a kind of relaxation, back-to-normal face after staring at his ugly mug for a f**king hour?
She said he was a such a lovely man, always finding time for his friends and family. Maybe if he made a few compromises with his social life instead, he could get on with running the bleedin' country?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 29 2009, 9:13 PM BSTThat sounds nice. Kind of gothy?
No. Not in the slightest.
Quote: Aaron @ September 29 2009, 9:14 PM BSTI shouldn't laugh...
I think vets have the highest rate of suicide amongst all proffesion except farmers apparently.
Gordon looks as though he's about launch into a particularly camp dance. The 'huckle buckle', perhaps.
Quote: Aaron @ September 29 2009, 9:16 PM BSTNo. Not in the slightest.
Wrong neckline, length and size.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 29 2009, 9:16 PM BSTWrong neckline, length and size.
But what about her hair, Gok?
Does she not have a stylist then? Everyone mildly famous seems to have one now.
Quote: Ben @ September 29 2009, 9:18 PM BSTBut what about her hair, Gok?
The hair's fine girlfriend. And she's got a great set of bangers. She should get them out.
I can't stop looking at her man hands.
Quote: zooo @ September 29 2009, 9:19 PM BSTDoes she not have a stylist then? Everyone mildly famous seems to have one now.
She may do, but some people don't listen to them. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 29 2009, 9:16 PM BSTI think vets have the highest rate of suicide amongst all proffesion except farmers apparently.
She did it for a really stupid reason too (well seemed to me at the time.)
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 29 2009, 9:19 PM BSTAnd she's got a great set of bangers.
Would a plunging neckline have suited her?
Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 29 2009, 9:20 PM BSTI can't stop looking at her man hands.
They look like they've scrubbed a few pots, which isn't neccesarily a bad thing. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 29 2009, 9:20 PM BSTShe may do, but some people don't listen to them.
You should offer your services!
Quote: Ben @ September 29 2009, 9:20 PM BSTWould a plunging neckline have suited her?
Yep, down to the naval held on with tit tape.
Quote: zooo @ September 29 2009, 9:21 PM BSTYou should offer your services!
To be honest I don't like telling other people what to wear; I'd only make her look like a 18th century dandy or something ridiculous.