Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 22 2009, 10:33 AM BSTWhat, were you up all night cooking?
Washing pants actually. 
Was planning to go back to bed, but the gardeners are strimming and hedge trimming underneath the bedroom window. 
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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 22 2009, 10:38 AM BSTWashing pants actually.
Phwoarrrr!
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 22 2009, 10:38 AM BST...strimming and trimming...
Phwoooooarrrr!!!
Robyn has just realised that Hallowe'en falls on a Saturday this year. She is the Saturday girl at a party shop. Damn. >_<
Sad to hear Chas 'n' Dave have split up.
Oh and they're doing a live testicle check on This Morning...
Quote: Leevil @ September 21 2009, 4:38 PM BSTnt stng as eybard has gne gay
ts e a game yu have t guess what m stng A reay sht game admtedy
Can you still not type properley?
Get a new keyboard, boy!
GAH! I keep cutting my tong on my jagged front tooth. I'm going to be talking like Leevil types soon.
I have a dentist appointment tonight though to get it partly repaired tonight.
Quote: Curt @ September 22 2009, 12:26 PM BSTGAH! I keep cutting my tong on my jagged front tooth. I'm going to be talking like Leevil types soon.
I have a dentist appointment tonight though to get it partly repaired tonight.
Piece of string and a door, end of problem, no dennis needed!
Hello Ellie 
At least you wife was nice enough to assure you over it. I know women who would have pretended to play the dueling banjos and would have called you Curly Joe!
Quote: Moonstone @ September 22 2009, 12:29 PM BSTHello Ellie
Hellooooooooo! 
I have an afternoon of meetings after a 2 hour meeting, of which I didn't understand a word. Too many meetings, I used to avoid them like the plague and now they seem to have ganged up on me...
I'm considering digging an escape tunnel.
I have an uncanny knack to kill active threads it seems
*GOES FOR A CRY*
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 22 2009, 11:22 AM BSTSad to hear Chas 'n' Dave have split up.
Noooooo! Why must you be the bearer of bad news, oh gorgeous one. Eh?
Quote: Curt @ September 22 2009, 12:26 PM BSTI have a dentist appointment tonight though to get it partly repaired tonight.
They do a great job repairing chipped teeth these days. Just a little compound and a UV light and you'll be good as new.
Quote: DaButt @ September 22 2009, 1:29 PM BSTThey do a great job repairing chipped teeth these days. Just a little compound and a UV light and you'll be good as new.
That's true, makes it look as if your teeth were never damaged.
My mate leanred the hard way by being choke slammed aged 13