Well, just got the call from the hospital. My daughter goes in for surgery at 1:30 pm on Tuesday. 
(Andi goes to the closet to find her best pacing shoes...)
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Ah, she'll be fine. I've anaesthetised hundreds of kids her age... 
Not exactly comforting there, Tim 
As I said, be prepared that a spiral fracture of the humerus can take ages to fix properly. So if after a couple of hours they're still in there, it's nothing to worry about. (Sometimes it's easy and done in under an hour.) And the anaesthesiologist is there 100% of the time just to look after your daughter, OK? 
It's the same hospital that all of my ex's heart doctors are at, so I know the place very well, and it's the best one in our area. It'll suck because I'm going alone with her and nobody offered to come hang out with me. And the coffee is terrible.
Thanks, I really appreciate it. I've gone through enough with all of my health problems, but when it's your child it's very different. 
Right back at ya, Doctor Sex...
Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 14 2009, 10:37 PM BSTDoctor Sex...
That not a real prescription you know.
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 14 2009, 10:39 PM BSTThat not a real prescription you know.
Take it three times a day, after meals.
Comes orally, or suppository form.
Thanks guys...
Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 14 2009, 10:46 PM BSTThanks guys...
Just got on Facebook (pick on me later, please) and I saw that two friends were having a conversation about sex, very descriptively, without realizing that it was posting for everyone to see. Evidently, her spellcheck didn't catch her misspelling of "cum." tee-hee