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I'll take two!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 5 2009, 12:15 PM BST

Roo is free.... FREE!!!!! HA HA HA!!!!!!

Darn will have to make the handcuffs tougher next time.

Roo is now angry having checked her emails and discovered something she ordered for a friends birthday has been cancelled at last minute and it took them over a week to tell her.

Quote: SlagA @ September 4 2009, 8:59 PM BST

Listening to my very expensive (three figures in this year's vet's bills) and ancient (3+) gerbil running on his wheel, after nursing him through his most recent op. It's not quite my most favourite sound but it's up there.

Can you get pet insurance for gerbils, or have you had to pay that out yourself?

I'm still in bed, eating b'day cake and drinking fine wine. Marie Antionette, eat your cakey heart out. (and yes I know she actually said they could eat brioche)

Roo wanted to relax and soak her painful body but now has to go out to buy a new gift last minute because the people who she placed her order with can't tell their arses from their elbows and badly cocked up her whole gift idea. See ya Angry

So... Errr

Roo is back and ready to take it all out on Leevil.

That previous comment of mine, wasn't aimed at your post above it, Rubes :)

But I'll get the cuffs and whip anyway.

I know but taking it out on you is fun. You scream like a girl. :P

Yes, mistress.

DON'T SPEAK WITHOUT PERMISSION MAGGOT! NOW BEND OVER AND SQUEAL!

Laughing out loud

*sidesteps Lee and Ruby*

Thankyou for your condolences SlagA.

Elliot is fiiiinally clearing up his room, slowly... sort of.

Are you staying at home too, or living in halls?

I am staying at home. I asked for halls, but was rejected as I am too close apparently. My lectures timetable came through recently though, so I am probably going to be okay with commuting. Hopefully. :D

Are you going to be living near your uni, zooo?

Hmm. Well, in the same city...
(hopefully) :)

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