The whole point is that I believe ANYONE can make nice food and I like to prove it takes no effort and provide totally cock up proof methods.
Some people are also...well.....thick!
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Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 1 2009, 2:06 PM BSTcock up proof
I've got some pictures along those lines if that'd help? 
I'm sure the police would love to see them.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 1 2009, 2:08 PM BSTI'm sure the police would love to see them.
How do you know I'm not a member of the police force? 
I assumed you was a priest.
The choirboy stuck to the end of your knob gave me the impression.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 1 2009, 2:06 PM BSTThe whole point is that I believe ANYONE can make nice food and I like to prove it takes no effort and provide totally cock up proof methods.
Some people are also...well.....thick!
I agree, with both points.
Quote: chipolata @ September 1 2009, 2:09 PM BSTHow do you know I'm not a member of the police force?
Handcuffs do not make a police officer.
And that's not a truncheon.
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 1 2009, 2:13 PM BST.
And that's not a truncheon.
Although to be fair he does try to smack people across the head with it.
Quote: chipolata @ September 1 2009, 1:58 PM BSTBut they're so kind and friendly, without an ounce of malice in their big dumb bodies.
Ever been chased by a bull? I have and it wasn't very friendly.
Also, their aft ejection ports are always smeared with the very foul substances that seem to erupt every few seconds. Cows are not cute or cuddly as far as I'm concerned.
Bulls are scary yes. But cows are lovely and awesome.
Quote: zooo @ September 1 2009, 3:02 PM BSTcows are lovely and awesome.
Once you get past the snot dripping from their snouts, their constant farting and belching, their shit-covered backsides, the incessant urination ...
Quote: DaButt @ September 1 2009, 3:09 PM BSTOnce you get past the snot dripping from their snouts, their constant farting and belching, their shit-covered backsides, the incessant urination ...
They are designed to be eaten. Or probed by martains.
Grass grows from fertilizer...
Cows eat grass...
Cows defaecate fertilizer ..
And so the World goes around ...
Quote: DaButt @ September 1 2009, 3:09 PM BSTOnce you get past the snot dripping from their snouts, their constant farting and belching, their shit-covered backsides, the incessant urination ...
Are you talking about cows or Americans now? 
Quote: DaButt @ September 1 2009, 3:09 PM BSTOnce you get past the snot dripping from their snouts, their constant farting and belching, their shit-covered backsides, the incessant urination ...
Are we talking babies now?
Quote: chipolata @ September 1 2009, 3:14 PM BSTAre you talking about cows or Americans now?
Oh. 