I'd like a 'Termination' button, to kill members who disagree with me.
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Quote: Leevil @ August 17 2009, 8:27 PM BSTI'd like a 'Termination' button, to kill members who disagree with me.
...Wouldn't it be quicker just to terminate you?
Quote: bigfella @ August 17 2009, 8:22 PM BSTGout in the hip.
Ouch 
Bad news fella sorry to hear that.
I want a 'see all member's posts' button!
But I'm never gonna get one!
Quote: Gavin @ August 17 2009, 8:31 PM BST...Wouldn't it be quicker just to terminate you?
Sell him to Huntingdon Life Sciences.
Quote: Gavin @ August 17 2009, 8:31 PM BSTOuch
I'm hoping its gout - I normally have it in the foot.
I'm just hoping its not the the first signs of hip problems, my mum had an early hip transplant and with the weightthat's been on mine.....
Quote: Gavin @ August 17 2009, 8:31 PM BST...Wouldn't it be quicker just to terminate you?
*clicks Terminate button*
Quote: Aaron @ August 17 2009, 8:33 PM BSTSell him to Huntingdon Life Sciences.
He'll fetch a fine price.
Quote: bigfella @ August 17 2009, 8:35 PM BSTI'm hoping its gout - I normally have it in the foot.
I'm just hoping its not the the first signs of hip problems, my mum had an early hip transplant and with the weightthat's been on mine.....
Is it your foot is a bit iffy is it?
Quote: Gavin @ August 17 2009, 8:40 PM BSTHe'll fetch a fine price.
We could get at least two bags of chips.
Although we'd have to split the battered sausage.
Quote: Aaron @ August 17 2009, 8:44 PM BSTWe could get at least two bags of chips.
Although we'd have to split the battered sausage.
Splitting Sausage 
Quote: Gavin @ August 17 2009, 8:40 PM BSTIs it your foot is a bit iffy is it?
No. Its defo the hip. But normally the foot - I'll battle through. I'm a trooper.
So I'm waiting in line at the grocery store and the guy in front of me starts complaining to the cashier that he wants his 5 cents back that the store automatically charges customers who want plastic bags for their groceries. It's a new thing that all the grocery stores in Ontario are trying right now to reduce the amount of plastic bags that end up in the trash. Anyways the best part about this story is when the argument became escalated between the young cashier who had a strong Newfoundland accent and an the angry customer. This is actually what it sounded like:
Customer: "I'm not paying 5 cents for that plastic bag"
Cashier: "Sorry I can't change it, them's the breaks"
Customer: "Well you're not getting my 5 cents! GIVE ME THE BAG!!!"
Cashier: (in a very calm voice) "Just pay for the bag yea cheap bastard"
Customer: "NO!"
Cashier: "Fine here yea go, I hope it brings you cheap bastard luck"
The Cashier does something with the till then slaps 5 cents on the counter and the customer walks out.
I say nothing and hand over my stuff to be paid for and a manager walks up and says "what was going on...and what's this?" She looks down at a receipt and adds "is this a receipt for 5 cents?"
The Newfie looks at her and says "He got 5 cents and I got to call him a cheap bastard".
I walked out quickly while the manager stared at him blankly. I'm not sure if she was shocked at what he did or shocked at admitting what he did.
God bless Newfies.
Quote: Curt @ August 17 2009, 9:18 PM BST
I walked out quickly while the manager stared at him blankly. I'm not sure if she was shocked at what he did or shocked at admitting what he did.
God bless Newfies.
Genius!
I know eh? It's just one of those times when you are just glad to be an observer. If it was a sketch I'd be listed as "Waiting Customer".
Quote: Curt @ August 17 2009, 9:34 PM BSTI know eh? It's just one of those times when you are just glad to be an observer. If it was a sketch I'd be listed as "Waiting Customer".
Customer#2
