British Comedy Guide

Israel PR.

EHUD OHLMERT IS TALKING TO 2 PR TYPES.

EHUD.

So you think you can rebrand Israel?

PR1

Israel has a rather poor PR image.

PR2

Yes people think of Israel and it's all occupations, shooting protestors and endless occupations.

PR1

You've got worse PR than Milton Keynes.

EHUD

That bad.

PR1

But it's easy to change. Targeted killings?

PR2

Surprise demise!

PR1

Ongoing Occupation?

PR2

Ongoing flat share.

EHUD

How about nuking Iran?

PR1

That's just stupid.

PR2

That's what we told George Bush.

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