PETER ARNHOLT (PRIEST) IS TALKING TO ROWAN WILLIAMS.
ROWAN
Father Peter why did you suggest gay man should have health warnings about sodomy tatooed on their buttocks?
PETER
It was a joke surely you can see the lighter side.
ROWAN
A joke, a joke you bloody gobshite. Are churches are empty, people still think I'm a member of the sodding Taliban now this.
PETER
It's in the Bible.
ROWAN
Oh I missed that bit, Jesus and his disciples did go unto Laban the tatooist.
And they did have don't bum me tatooed on their arses.
PETER
It's my parish.
ROWAN
You're the pastor to the London Stock Exchange?
PETER
Yes I'm used to protect arseholes, who try to f**k each other.