SARA PALIN IS TALKING TO JOHN MCAINE
JOHN
Right we've gotta find some dodgy terrorist organisation that we can say Obama was a member of.
SARA
Who was that terrorist was around when you were young?
JOHN
Jesus?
SARA
Damn communist, bet he was a Muslim as well.
JOHN
Nah some one more upto date, hey how about this bunch of nut cases. The Alaskan cessesionists they're a violent revoloutinary movement, that want to break up the US?
SARA
John erm, I'm a member. I'm a hockey mom who's a freedom fighter with a gun.
JOHN
That's ok, hell I fought for the British in the war of Independence.
SARA
Damn commie, aetheist, democratic America we'll sort you out.