JOHN MCAINE AND SARA PALIN ARE ADRESSING THE AUDIENCE.
VO (FROM THE AUDIENCE)
Boo, no black presidents, death to Obama.
JOHN
My fellow Americans I'm John McCaine and I invented microchips.
It's wrong to have a black president (BEAT) insulted like that.
Mr Obama is a member of Al Quaeda (BEAT) no way.
My ailing campaign is absolutely and no way benefiting from racist pinheads who hate black people, poor people and themselves.
Mr Obama is not a communist, child molester and he didn't shoot JR.
PALIN
He is black though.
JOHN SMACKS HER ON THE NOSE WITH A NEWSPAPER.
JOHN
Bad pitbull no lipstick for you.
PALIN
But he is.
JOHN
Barack should get shot, (BEAT) a fair shot at the presidency.
PALIN
Shot from a helicopter like a moose eating timberwolf.