JORG HAEDER IS TALKING TO HITLER DRINKING TEA
HITLER
Aah you're Jorg Haeder head of the Austrian fascist party?
JORG
And you're Hitler fancy meeting you in hell, I'm a big fan. So we just drink tea knee deep in shit all day? That's not so bad.
HITLER
Erm not quite.
A DEMON WALKS UP TO THEM.
DEMON
Right tea break over, back on your heads for the next 60 years. And make room Mugabe joining us next week.
It's alright, but preferred the other quickies this morning.
How about another old joke:
Joerg Haider was killed in a car accident today. Police said he was driving too far to the right.
Excelent you going to send it to TR/NS or am I gonna have to steal it?
'fraid it's gone already. Though do owe you a good idea.
Hmm...a bystander said - "I thought he was giving way to that wall, but it turns was he just saluting"
The funeral party frogmarched its way through the streets of Carinthia. His family was due to celebrate his mother's 90th birthday today, but, somewhat fortunately, the dress code was unchanged-black tie. And shirts.
And a very, very old joke I've heard used before:
"Apparently Joerg Heider suffered from dandruff. Police found his Head & Shoulders on the dashboard." etc., etc.
I'm surprised you haven't done a Kerry Katona/Iceland stylee sketch. Or have you?
Several just never got round to postingthem here.