Final on Palin.

BORIS JOHNSON

Crikey if I don't hire a new head of the Met by teatime, Cameron'll cane my arse. I need an ignorant right wing, loon, who good at firing cops.

SARA PALIN

I'm you're gal and I'll shoot rogue pit bulls from my chopper.

HAS A BIG WINK

BORIS JOHNSON

Cripes, and with any luck she'll wink me off!

Liked this, very good idea with the firing cops link

I think that's 4 stories in 3 lines I'm quite pleased with that.

Ta.