Dinner being brought up being a euphemism for a lust explosion.
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Please Sooty....My stomach lining just came out of my nose......
Would a scan of Sooty's penis cheer you up, Zooo? He sends me one about once a week.
Sometimes in little outfits.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ October 15 2011, 10:11 PM BSTWould a scan of Sooty's penis cheer you up, Zooo? He sends me one about once a week.
Sometimes in little outfits.
Those are adverts for my bald midget butler rental service you dingbat!
Is that why you ordered 7? Snow white?
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ October 15 2011, 10:11 PM BSTWould a scan of Sooty's penis cheer you up, Zooo?
I shall choose not to answer that for fear of offending anyone... 
They did a shit job on my panto.
You can pick it up.
I told you not to pull them off the stage.
Quote: TopBanana @ October 10 2011, 8:39 PM BSTOh my.
If I knew I was still going to be gawped at after all this time, I would have bothered putting on clean pants.
Hiya you have not been on for ages!
It's a slow week
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ October 15 2011, 10:11 PM BSTWould a scan of Sooty's penis cheer you up, Zooo? He sends me one about once a week.
Sometimes in little outfits.
You as well? Here's the latest one he sent me
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=naked+mole+rat&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1280&bih=855&tbm=isch&tbnid=6wU3MaS5vaHELM:&imgrefurl=http://pearlgrass.blogspot.com/2009/11/mole-rats-might-hold-key-to-longevity.html&docid=jp2cMIaMk7QGlM&imgurl=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oBu53nHaF6o/SxJp2p9t7lI/AAAAAAAAAv0/58-HpK27EQg/s1600/naked%252Bmole%252Brat%252B(1).jpg&w=420&h=324&ei=Ui2cToz1JMXB8QPx_rS2BQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=617&vpy=153&dur=6801&hovh=197&hovw=256&tx=70&ty=127&sig=113497205685418337340&page=1&tbnh=149&tbnw=194&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0
Poor thing...doomed to look like a penis....
But not Sooty's.....
Not enough warts....